Yesterday my three year old son said “I’m gonna pee on you” and we laughed him off like nah don’t do that. Then he aimed and hit me square in the shoulder.
And he’ll do it again because let me tell you, I laughed so hard I nearly passed out.
I’m only human. It was hilarious.
And he’ll do it again because let me tell you, I laughed so hard I nearly passed out.
I’m only human. It was hilarious.
Afterward kid goes “I told you I’d pee on you” and I was like “he’s not wrong.”
Today he threatened to do it to Bethany and she goes “you better not; I’m not your father, I won’t laugh.”
It was objectively funny tho. Like a gangster tyke. Such a boss.
Today he threatened to do it to Bethany and she goes “you better not; I’m not your father, I won’t laugh.”
It was objectively funny tho. Like a gangster tyke. Such a boss.
Anyhoo as someone just said in my replies, one hard part of parenting is that a lot of the stuff they really shouldn’t do is also hilarious
