JERRY FALWELL JR: And Jesus did say, blessed are the pool boys, for are we not most humble and pure when frolicking along the shores of the Galilee.
JERRY FALWELL JR.: And the lord did take the pool boy in under his robes and show him the way to righteousness. And so did the Lord's wife, for the private jet trips were long, and the nights cold. And we all say Amen.
JERRY FALWELLL JR.: And with thy giant staff the pool boy did turneth a wilderness into a pool of water and we gathered together in the waters of this pool and made the earth wet. Very wet. Hallelujah.
JERRY FALWELL JR.: And the apostles did approach the pool boy and ask, "Have you skimmed yet and can we watch?"
