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David Burge @iowahawkblog
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yeah, sure, "malfunction"
thesun.co.uk/news/7954270/f…
*zwip zwip skrzzz* OOP-SEE *bootbeep* MY BAD, HU-MANS *zizzz vwip* HA HA
Let us pray that Chinese Impalebot and Flippy don't team up and go on a global impaling/deep frying rampage
finance.yahoo.com/news/exclusive…
It's time to face facts: we are all doomed to be robot shish kebobs
thesun.co.uk/news/4507130/b…
Why are robots are spraying us with bear repellent? Because they consider us sandwiches in their picnic basket
wired.com/story/amazon-f…
Call me old-fashioned, but I'd rather be naturally mauled and devoured by a good ol' American Grizzly than end up a cocktail weenie at a robot office party
sorry for the typos, it's just this robot war and that son of a bitch Boston Dynamics
There's only one thing that can save us now: Philadelphians
nytimes.com/2015/08/04/us/…
And lo, a gritty child shall lead them
brb, off to develop this thread into a 2 1/2 hour Hollywood holiday blockbuster
PS - if you're a studio exec who wants to option this, bidding starts at $1800, points, and a case of Old Overholt
PPS - and at least 20 seconds of product placement rights for Sploothies®
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