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This is why you can't trust Wikipedia. Sure, I'm dead, but obviously my poetry is not "humorously bad"
my ghostly apparition remains floating in this mortal coil only to haunt the critics of my poetry
Someday, my doggerel will be universally proclaimed the finest works of art ever produced by a human being. Until then, I will remain in your timeline, eerily rattling my chains and dropping fart jokes
In the Ghost Realm I am known as the Flying Dutch Oven 
See, if overrated hacks like Byron or Shakespeare had written that tweet it would have already prompted a million likes and RTs and dissertation proposals
