“Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.
So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts.
I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible... Murderchicken...”
So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts.
I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible... Murderchicken...”
Commissioner Gordon: “The Penguin carried out a daring heist of diamonds!”
Murderchicken: “Ok... so...”
Gordon:
Murderchicken: “You do know diamonds are only valuable because the supply is artificially controlled by a powerful consortium, right? You can make them in a lab.”
Murderchicken: “Ok... so...”
Gordon:
Murderchicken: “You do know diamonds are only valuable because the supply is artificially controlled by a powerful consortium, right? You can make them in a lab.”
Commissioner Gordon: “THE RIDDLER HAS LEFT SEVERAL CLUES HINTING AT HIS NEXT CAPER!”
Me: “Oh! I love puzzles. But doesn’t this seem to be more of a licensed social worker’s domain? This guy is clearly calling out for help. Maybe law enforcement doesn’t have to go in heavy?”
Me: “Oh! I love puzzles. But doesn’t this seem to be more of a licensed social worker’s domain? This guy is clearly calling out for help. Maybe law enforcement doesn’t have to go in heavy?”
Gordon: Two Face?
Me: Disassociative Identity Disorder brought on through trauma.
Gordon: Mr. Freeze?
Me: Issues processing grief
Gordon: Catwoman?
Me: Cool as heck. She basically just annoys rich old dudes.
Me: Disassociative Identity Disorder brought on through trauma.
Gordon: Mr. Freeze?
Me: Issues processing grief
Gordon: Catwoman?
Me: Cool as heck. She basically just annoys rich old dudes.
(Three hours later)
Gordon: Condiment Man?
Me: I put barbecue sauce on EVERYTHING
Gordon: Bane?
Me: *YOU* get unjustly imprisoned and deal with a substance abuse problem and tell me how easy it is.
Gordon: Magneto?
Me: ...was right?
Gordon: Condiment Man?
Me: I put barbecue sauce on EVERYTHING
Gordon: Bane?
Me: *YOU* get unjustly imprisoned and deal with a substance abuse problem and tell me how easy it is.
Gordon: Magneto?
Me: ...was right?
