1/
Twas the night before Christmas after years at length, not a person was stirring due to lack of strength.
No stockings hung by the chimney with care, the hearts of all citizens filled with despair.
Twas the night before Christmas after years at length, not a person was stirring due to lack of strength.
No stockings hung by the chimney with care, the hearts of all citizens filled with despair.
2/
The children were freezing while lying in bed, visions of bread lines filled them with dread.
The children were freezing while lying in bed, visions of bread lines filled them with dread.
3/
With nothing to cover, not even a cap, I’d just settled down for a cold winter’s nap.
When out on the street I heard quite the splatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
With nothing to cover, not even a cap, I’d just settled down for a cold winter’s nap.
When out on the street I heard quite the splatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
4/
I dashed to the window, pulled open the blind, and what I saw next blew my mind.
I dashed to the window, pulled open the blind, and what I saw next blew my mind.
5/
What to my wondering eyes did appear?
A large rotary aircraft, helicoptarians dressed in splash proof gear. With a large cargo door in the rear.
What to my wondering eyes did appear?
A large rotary aircraft, helicoptarians dressed in splash proof gear. With a large cargo door in the rear.
6/
With a leader so stoic, strong, and brave, I knew in an instant it must be Pinochet.
With a leader so stoic, strong, and brave, I knew in an instant it must be Pinochet.
7/
More evil than demons, his enemies they came, and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name.
Down with Allende and Castro and Che.
To the chopper, he bellowed, with a smile and wave. His bounty was loaded without delay.
More evil than demons, his enemies they came, and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name.
Down with Allende and Castro and Che.
To the chopper, he bellowed, with a smile and wave. His bounty was loaded without delay.
8/
In a rotary whirr, the chopper rose into the night, with the goal of ridding the world of communist blight.
I heard him exclaim with a wink of his eye;
“As God is my witness, I thought commies could fly!”
In a rotary whirr, the chopper rose into the night, with the goal of ridding the world of communist blight.
I heard him exclaim with a wink of his eye;
“As God is my witness, I thought commies could fly!”
9/
I threw this together at work, shhh 🤫
Hope y’all have a very Merry Christmas!🎄
/end
I threw this together at work, shhh 🤫
Hope y’all have a very Merry Christmas!🎄
/end
