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Catching Up w Roman

🚢🖕🚢🖕🚢🖕🚢
A fun who's who fuq you w Abramovich:

Mystery *Girl 🔥🔥 [ Ermergerd how old is she? ]
Paul McCartney [ McBarfney ]
Stella McCarthy [ another skeevy McBarf ]
WenGe Wendi Deng Cherry Murdoch [ Grace + Chloe 2 ]

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6…

Catching Up w Roman

🥇How about that!🥇
Highland Gold Mining Ltd
completes acquisition of
Valunisty mine owned by
Aristus Holdings Ltd 4
$91 Million

Eugene Shvidler 12.6%
Prosperity Capital Management 9.8%
Roman Abramovich 8%

So much 4 crypto🤣
http:|| tass|com/economy/1038696

Catching Up w Roman

3-7-14

Abramovich + Shvidler
tight bruhs.

Love the headline on this one:
Britain’s KGB Sugar Daddy
2 understand Britain’s cowardice
in standing up 2 Vladimir Putin,
just follow the money.

Y didn't U.K.
support RU sanctions?
thedailybeast.com/britains-kgb-s…

Catching Up w Roman

Who's in St. Barths 4 #NewYearsEve2019?
Both Abramovich + Shvidler
r docking their
🚢superyachts🚢
off shores of
Saint Barthélemy.

Fun list.

forbes.com/sites/jimdobso…

Catching Up w Roman

Abramovich has 7 kids

Arkadiy leads succession.

1st Marriage: Irina
2 kids, Anna + Arkadiy
2nd Marraige:
3 kids, Sofia, Arina + Ilya,
3rd Marriage: Dasha Zhukova [ *model* + art collector ]🤣
2 kids, Aaron + Leah Lou

thesun.co.uk/sport/football…

Catching up w Roman

10-yr Tax Holiday 4 Abramovich!

Had self awakening; 🤔
realized he is a Jew. 🤣
Let's repatriates those billions!

Y not get citizenship
while sheltering billions
behind Israeli tax laws?

Here's how the other RU oligarchs
fared in 2018.

Catching Up w Roman

🚢Been observing.🚢

Catching Up w Roman

📡9-21-2009📡

🚢'Eclipse'🚢
Abramovich's 557' yacht
costing mere $1.2B

Installed anti-paparazzi *shield*.🤔
"Lasers sweep surroundings 4 CCD;
fire bolt of light right at camera 2
obliterate any photo."

#HotTubTimeMachine
wired.com/2009/09/russia…

L8 Bloomers

Did u happen 2 catch L8 arrivals?
I did!

Les Moonves | Julie Chen👈
flew out on private Jet w
NBC|Universal Ron Meyer👈
Like how they highlight
"[Ron] is not involved in any scandal."

Ratner spotted.[eww]👈

Uber Pishevar hangs w Geffen.👈
pagesix.com/2019/01/02/les…

L8 Bloomers

Oh, dear.

Did u hear NYE got
washed-out in St. Barth's?
I did!

Sounds as tho after hanging w
McCartney
over on Roman's yacht,
Jared Leto👈
Chris Rock👈
Darren Aronofsky👈
+ venture capitalist Aviv "Vivi" Nevo.👈

They done got Gilligan'ed!

pagesix.com/2019/01/01/sto…

🚢Celebrating NYE 2019🚢
⚓️YACHTS⚓️
Last Updated List

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When u get a chance,
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