about singular "they"
starring my parents
who are lovely humans and incredibly sappy
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When I talk about nonbinary friends using singular "they," they don't bat an eye. Total comprehension, no complaints.
When I talk about my nonbinary spouse using singular "they," they get CONFUSED. 2/
But they only do it for my spouse! 3/
It's not a time difference: my spouse has used this pronoun as long as my friends.
It's not that they object to me marrying a nonbinary person: they think my spouse is rad.
So... why is it? 4/
Singular "they" is not a monolith. A lot of people can use it in some contexts, but not others. 5/
Some of us find it natural everywhere. Some -- even if they *want* to use it everywhere -- still only find it natural in specific uses.) 6/
For those people, specificity matters: generic singular "they" feels fine, specific singular "they" feels weird. 7/
I don't know if this has an official name. I sometimes call it "distal singular they." 8/
My parents have distal singular "they."
When I use "they" to talk about a friend, they accept the distal stuff. "Leah is marking that friend as unimportant. I guess she must feel kinda distant from them."
BUT THEY CAN'T DO THAT FOR MY SPOUSE 10/
Which means that in their grammar a singular reading is not possible. I must be talking about multiple people!
So they get confused. 11/
They don't know they're making all these inferences. They just sometimes hit a case where their grammar and worldview collide, and only the plural interpretation is available, and WHAT EVEN. 12/
They're grammar, but not JUST grammar.
They're meaning, but not JUST meaning.
They're social assumptions, but they're not JUST that.
You need all of those things together to explain what happened. 13/
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON
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