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90% of the made up men you know need to grow up and be better men.
Imma give you a super secret formula for free. God made me a better man, God gave a wife that made me a better man, God gave me children that made me an even better man.

I'm not perfect but you should give it a shot.
Yitz gets it....
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Congratulations for having the stupidest take on Twitter dot com.
I don’t hope someone loses their life but understand this, if you attack my wife or children you have taken your own life into your hands.
Aaaaand scene.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
He's no longer President, He just became King.
Trump shut down like 6 Wendy's with that order. Boss.
Wendy's: Can I take your order?

Trump: All of it.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
1. What the crap is a “bump stock weapon?”
2. What do you even mean by “multiple round clips?”
3. Most murders are committed with pistols so how does this fix it?
4. I hunt with a semi automatic rifle.
5. It’s our constitutional right so piss off.
These are the “professionals” that want to outlaw your perfectly safe weapons. Not. One. Inch.

Guess how many lives my guns have taken. None idiots and you are not touching them.
Sadly, I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident.

It’s pretty lit when you start typing tragic and the phone autocorrects to the rest of the above sentence.
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