Thread by @asseating_aus

Brand new and completely original (?) crack-ish #taekook AU where Taehyung is a rich genius with social issues who happens to be the giveaway daddy of social medias and Jungkook just want to, sometimes, breathe. Also, YoonMin are Taehyung's twinkle toe protection squad.

featuring:
- BTS ensemble sans VMin as BTS
- Taegi childhood friends
- Yoonmin as that couple
- Giveaway daddy Tae that likes to dumb dare his followers for deals
- a whole lotta work coz this is Android Agenda

the vmin is back in town

The Taehyung Agenda

the OC to relate to

(i srsly love this oc Q..Q)

Chimchim is wildin and being a sweetie pie at the same time

we love the supportive uwu family

this is the real otp behavior, rite here

you blockheads really be there trending the softener which YALL bought out so baby boy can't find, smh....
anyways, cash me on this au tomorrow <3

updates yoooo

jk fans really are wildin [suga aint that far behind either]

just forget about all and any spelling mistake you might see in this au

the bts content we all signed up for

Jimin is really out there, proud and unbothered

dates? nah mate *dares

taehyung appreciation time via jikook

whipped for tannie [i mean who isn't?]

whipped for Tannie pt 2

Faves is always here

jungkook agrees wholeheartedly

Vmin feels hhhhhhh [and a bit of tae's backstory]

Vmin feels are giving ME TOO MUCH....

Jimin's consciousness of his grammar is author's awkward way of fixing it hshshh

more Taehyung appreciation time

love me some mintaegi friendship mmmhmmm

Namjin interacts

Hobi interupts your daily dosage of fluff on crack for important news

as a suga stan I appreciate this tweet, as fake as it is

one ga closes...

...and another one opens, just how nice are you tae frz

wbk jungkook

uwuwuwuwuwuwuw taekook jumps out

would it comfort you if author was scared too?

stay tuned in

timestamps mean no goddamn thing

again, im androiding here, dnt expect perfection

classical jikook interaction

i think its high time for me to check out the new run episode, catch me tomorrow with this au

back to business

Your favorite moots are here and they are never gonna leave fyi

seriously, this moot i birthed is never leaving

who else lives for this type of JinKook? Just me?.... alright chief

you can lie, but you can never deny how much VMin means to you

who doesn't want that VMin?!

we're back with the BTS chat

it's a whole mess out there

i can't decide if i love Jin or Hobi more

this AU is finally going places

taekook rise!{well miniscule almost rise but who cares}

the big dicc kim energy

Jungkook is going stronk

this is me fangirling over Sope, rest

rest your eyes horres

feast yoself taekookers

hands up for superior redhead Tae

Jungkook outside: Hi babes <3
Jungkook inside: OMGHJDHJAFJKSBFJGFIU

ITS NOT take ITS *tae FFS

Im done feeding you taehookers, Im off to cry over Soobin being the absolute cinna bun he is, catch me tomorrow

your favorite hoe duo is back

we ✈️bully squad

welp whachu gon do

let's go taekook dm slide

taekook dm pt2

taekook dm pt3 feat JK gay mess on twt

taekook dm pt 4 feat JK gay mess on twt pt 2

taekook dm pt5

Lets pretend this au is a perfect world where Bang PD nim wont have JK's hide for this

taekook dm pt 6 feat JK gay mess pt ????

yu aint slick at all boyo

because author has helluva lot of your memes, stfu yo ass down

oc sees everything

Alexa play 4 o`clock for better enjoyement

gtfo im weak for vmon

I wih this was real life and they'd all actually rest on their vacations Q...Q

we going back on board with taekook

i dont blame you kookster

i aint making a single fact up

im off to off myself in blankets, cy'all tomorrow hores

is every single update gonna start with this hoe?

yes

snakes are goalz

hsahshshsh authors subtle way to say they've been busy... with stuff

TaeKook back on your timeline!!!

o-oh?

im not saying im alluding to something... but that mite be what Im saying

aight, sorry for the short update but I gotta clear off to another town to watch the BTS LYinSeoul in coupla hours, so stay patient and I might update after the movie..... if I'm not drowning in feels, we'll see

IM ALIVE, a bit overwhelmed and stressed from all the movie at below C degrees, but alive; and so is this AU

If you thought you loved boI, you gon love banana even more

banana is savage and if we dont ship her with boI then whats the point?

ugh I wish we had that peace during our screening

lets pretend [] has cinema name inside

get dat bread kookie

dashi run run run sequence later

Taekook finally met?

your left tiddie is too OP

taekook went private time?!

we only know how to live life in social medias whatever is real life interactions shshsh

just... dont mind the time aight, pretend its AM i forgot ok?!

whipped culture is what am all about

poor yoongles, im sorry bby it just be like that

dont effin midn my taetae keyboard saghfsg

indirecting agenda

:P

indirecting agenda pt 2

I Am Done for todya, lets catch up on Monday, I need to cry some more over Soobin

Let's all pretend I didn't sleep thru Monday

Taekook on a lunch randevouz

Minstradamus strikes [in your nearest cinema now]

It was a date?!

Taekook are so fucking precious, my hearT

hsuasjdhah

Tae + Kook

just imagine the cutest face time ever since the creation of universe

taejin time?

a random bunny pokemon appears

consent is beautiful

pretend this is a selca skjhaj

selca? i meant photo fukk my brian

someone is having fun

finally!!!

:P :P :P

BOi finally has a proper pfp

jimin is me everytime on this damn bird app

but, waIT

now watch me whip, now watch me bs

nah they all dumb dumb like their creator

basically, Taehyung is a rich bich genius mofo

wbk he was OP

Kims are not alarmed

i was waiting for a perfect moment to use this meme

aight we done for today

im dropping some bombs today

Jhope for the win pUHLEASE

issa big dicc kim appointment

meanwhile the fans...

ugh vmin missed the train

taekook is cute cute cute

boyfriend culture

does it smell like the end to the au in here/?

taekook dates

do i ship it, yes.

twizzers caught up

friendly advice 🔪🔪🔪

- THE END

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