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I want to make an African game show called “So You Think You Can Bewitch Me?” Where contestants bring their family members and neighbors to the stage and accuse them of being behind their ill fortunes.
Cc @Trevornoah - I’m optimistic that you can find a home for this idea
@Trevornoah Host: Today our first contestant is Jerry from a farm in western Botswana. He claims his neighbor has been bewitching him for years...
Neighbor: wait...what?
Jerry: Don’t act surprised! Twenty of my chickens were struck by lightening last month! Do you think I’m a fool?
@Trevornoah Host: Next we have Champion, an accountant from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. He says his ex wife has cast a spell on him. Tell us about the spell Champion
Champ: uhm...I’d rather not
Ex-wife(on-stage): his penis is broken
Champ: what?? You see? You’re admitting to being a witch???
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