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Just say no, to the toothy Ross Perot.
This is a venti bad idea which Americans will soy-ly regret.
There are no grounds for Schultz to run. This drip doesn't even have half a shot. It's not too latte for us to stop him. We must foament opposition so as to prevent him from watering down the Americano political system.
Plus, he built his entire career on eliminating free espresso.
Don't listen to the pundits who say his chances of becoming president are half and half, I'd say they're pretty skim.
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