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Niiiice! I think we need some more #FootballSpaceAnalogies
If the football were made of neutron star material, it would weigh 423 trillion kg (923 trillion lbs) and the final score would be zero zero. #FootballSpaceAnalogies
If the Mercedes-Benz Stadium is used as heavy lift rocket launch pad, the FieldTurf will be heated to 2/3 the temperature of the sun (4000 K), which will melt it resulting in delay of game. #FootballSpaceAnalogies
If Brady could throw the ball as fast as meteoroids that hit the Moon, the ball and receiver would both vaporize, resulting in glassy vapor deposition on the surrounding turf. The receiver's toes would survive, but they would become secondary ejecta. #FootballSpaceAnalogies
If the dwarf planets in the Main Asteroid Belt and Kuiper Belt played each other in football, Ceres would do a center sneak every play, but the Kuiper Belt would get penalized for having too many planets on the field. (I need to change the hashtag to #BadFootballSpaceAnalogies )
If the Super Bowl is played on Pluto, the TV signal will take 4 1/2 hours to reach Earth so we can watch the game start about an hour after the game ends. #FootballSpaceAnalogies
