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1) Actually, I can explain this extremely easy.
In WW2, America realized collectively that we fucked up. We were as antisemitic as every other nation that turned away Jewish people seeking asylum before the war, which was ALL OF FUCKING EUROPE. And millions died as a result.
In WW2, America realized collectively that we fucked up. We were as antisemitic as every other nation that turned away Jewish people seeking asylum before the war, which was ALL OF FUCKING EUROPE. And millions died as a result.
2) Then the British fucked up royal by washing their hands of the Palestine region after World War 2, and letting a brewing civil war turn into a complete clusterfuck.
3) And do you know what happened?
A little scrappy motherfucker of a country named Israel was born out of the conflict.
A little scrappy motherfucker of a country named Israel was born out of the conflict.
4) Do you want to know how many wars Israel has fought in that the US had to jump in to save them on? ZERO. For reference, the UK has had 2, and France has had fucking 3.
5) Look at all of the other countries in the region. All of them at one point or another bred terrorists from dirt poor radicalized populations or actively funded, supported, and sheltered terrorists.
Except Israel.
Except Israel.
6) Does Israel spy on us? Yes. Guess what: we spy on them. All our allies spy on us, and we spy on them. WE WERE TAPPING MERKELS BLACKBERRY FOR FUCKS SAKE.
7) Does Israel probably have nukes? Yeah. Can you fucking blame them?
8) Israel is a country born from a SERIES of fuckups. They have every right to hate the United States. They did hate Obama. They could have told Trump to take his diplomatic overtures and shove them up his ass.
They didn’t.
They didn’t.
9) Our media plays pattycake with FUCKING TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS who put on grade school level performance art trying to make the Israelis look brutal, including people with crutches ACTIVELY RUNNING AROUND WAVING THE CRUTCHES IN THE AIR TRYING TO GET SHOT so they can cry foul.
10) We have Democrat representatives who are actively in bed with terrorist supporting organizations.
ILHAN OMAR WON A FUCKING ELECTION FFS .
ILHAN OMAR WON A FUCKING ELECTION FFS .
11) The question is not ‘what’s with the jew love’.
The question is why Israel still puts up with our dumb schizo asses.
And the answer is: because they’re willing to take the high road.
The question is why Israel still puts up with our dumb schizo asses.
And the answer is: because they’re willing to take the high road.
12) What is the Israeli doctrine for dealing with a knife attacker?
First they have to tell them to stand down SEVERAL times before they can even fire.
Then they have to try to SHOOT THEM IN THE LEGS with nonlethal sand or gel rounds.
THEY GET IN TROUBLE IF ITS NOT IN THE LEGS
First they have to tell them to stand down SEVERAL times before they can even fire.
Then they have to try to SHOOT THEM IN THE LEGS with nonlethal sand or gel rounds.
THEY GET IN TROUBLE IF ITS NOT IN THE LEGS
13) Israelis take the high road. Its not ‘Jew love’ to give them a bit of courtesy and call out the people who are against Jewish people.
Its called cutting them a little fucking slack for fucks sake.
Its called cutting them a little fucking slack for fucks sake.
14) Motherfucker, look how much we poured into Iraq and Afghanistan, and how much shit both their governments give is, THEN come back to me with that shit. Seriously, its like your heads so far up your ass you can’t see the shit for the colon.
15) Give us* stupid lack of an edit button.
But forreal. How people with ‘Jew love’ treat Israel is the standard for how we should talk about ALL our allies.
Why aren’t we activey backing the Brexiteers from breaking away from the abusive as hell EU?
But forreal. How people with ‘Jew love’ treat Israel is the standard for how we should talk about ALL our allies.
Why aren’t we activey backing the Brexiteers from breaking away from the abusive as hell EU?
16) Why don’t we actively tell EU fucktards to back off Poland and Hungary?
17) This is America, bitch.
That’s our foreign policy.
And when you go about diplomacy with a swagger like that, then you are beholden to be tough to your friends, vicious to your enemies, and courteous as shit to the friends who have a proven history of not needing your help.
That’s our foreign policy.
And when you go about diplomacy with a swagger like that, then you are beholden to be tough to your friends, vicious to your enemies, and courteous as shit to the friends who have a proven history of not needing your help.
18) That’s why I back Israel. Fuck the haters.
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