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I can hear drunk people outside my window smashing glass on the sidewalk and ughhhhhhhhhhh come on guys not everyone wears shoes okay WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DOGS
Chances that I will become the David Sedaris of Tulsa & spend several hours a day picking up trash: PRETTY HIGH I GUESS BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP SMASHING GLASS WHERE MY DOG HAS TO WALK
And yes, David Sedaris literally spends several hours a day picking up trash; I didn’t make that up: openculture.com/2015/01/david-…
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