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I am pleased to announce my annual weekend of torment ends today. Here is last year's for reference
update: she is now awake and 20 minutes into her daily soliloquy of nothingness. Wife is taking one for the team while I pretend to work with my earbuds in
topics covered so far:
comparative advantages of memory foam mattresses
various people she knows with Krohn's disease
difficulties in protecting crab apple trees from deer
update on repair of her driveway
welcome to Hell's Podcast
comparative advantages of memory foam mattresses
various people she knows with Krohn's disease
difficulties in protecting crab apple trees from deer
update on repair of her driveway
welcome to Hell's Podcast
whoa nelly she is REALLY going deep on tree diseases this morning
She and my brother in law are supposedly leaving at noon, but frankly I'm not sure I can make it that long. Unfortunately my wife padlocked the hemlock cabinet, so I may have to go to Home Depot for bolt cutters
oh shit my wife is tapping out, and now it's my turn in the conversational Hanoi Hilton tiger cage. Pray for me
oh thank God I get a 20 minute break to remove the electrodes and bamboo shoots from my ears while Colonel Tok Thieu Dam Long takes a shower
Believe me, 10 minutes with my SIL and you will never, ever again complain about people engrossed in their smart phones
the amazing thing is that she isn't really all that old (53). It's like somebody gave a magical youth potion to an 80 year old lady, enabling her to riff for hours on end without a nap
this sums up her particular sadistic genius: assaulting you with a ceaseless stream of thoughts so utterly innocuous, pointless, and banal that to interrupt it would be impolite
Good Godamighty it's all over, praise Jesus
As God is my witness, I'll never sit through another 40 minute monologue on alternative ways to seal a 2" basement foundation crack that left part of a carpet damp AGAIN
