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It was never my intention to offend the people of Nebraska as a whole, I only wished to express concern about the general inferiority and incompetence of their football team and corn farming. For this I unequivocally apologize.
At the same time, we must remember Nebraska sucks.
At the same time, we must remember Nebraska sucks.
Anti-Nebraskanism is real. I sincerely thank Nebraskans for pointing out that I may have been unjustly seen as using anti-Nebraska tropes, however unintented.
In the future, I promise to remain vigilant for anti-Nebraskanism and its root cause, the pure evil that is Nebraska.
In the future, I promise to remain vigilant for anti-Nebraskanism and its root cause, the pure evil that is Nebraska.
I really can't underscore how very, very, sincerely very sorry I am that the secretive Nebraska Lobby can't take any valid criticism, or the truth about how (((Johnny Carson))) and (((Dick Cavett))) controlled the 1970s talk show media
I will not let bogus allegations of "anti-Nebraskanism" deter me from standing up for dispossessed and oppressed Hawkeyes living in Occupied Omaha and Lincoln, no matter how many billions ((((Warren Buffett))) pours into his filthy Cornhusker octopus organizations
✊From Scottsbluff to the Missouri, Iowa Will Be Free
