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Okay, this is why I love just watching people.
We have been trying to get home for three days, we’ve been stuck in Seattle due to weather. We finally have a flight, it’s early, we’re tired and crabby. 1/
We have been trying to get home for three days, we’ve been stuck in Seattle due to weather. We finally have a flight, it’s early, we’re tired and crabby. 1/
In front of us is a very lovely young woman, beautiful skin and dark hair, and she’s pink. Everything is pink.
Pink shoes, socks, outfit, jacket, purse, bags, even her jewelry is pink. She’s very nice but clearly anxious and maybe a little harried. Carrying a pink bag. 2/
Pink shoes, socks, outfit, jacket, purse, bags, even her jewelry is pink. She’s very nice but clearly anxious and maybe a little harried. Carrying a pink bag. 2/
This is the tsa line, by the way.
She’s clearly worried about her bag, like, carrying it carefully like it’s full of Faberge eggs.
What’s in the bag?
I of course assume it’s the infinity Gauntlet.
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She’s clearly worried about her bag, like, carrying it carefully like it’s full of Faberge eggs.
What’s in the bag?
I of course assume it’s the infinity Gauntlet.
3/
WHAT IS IN THE BAG?
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4/
Try to guess. You will be wrong.
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5/
So, she is debating with the TSA agents. Nothing hostile, just a little back and forth.
They want her to open the bag. She does, reluctantly.
I am pretty sure there’s a robot or government documents inside.
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They want her to open the bag. She does, reluctantly.
I am pretty sure there’s a robot or government documents inside.
6/
It’s kittens.
Two kittens.
Two HAIRLESS kittens.
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Two kittens.
Two HAIRLESS kittens.
7/
Their skin is hairless and completely pink.
And guess what?
They HATE TSA SCREENINGS.
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And guess what?
They HATE TSA SCREENINGS.
8/
They immediately decide, ‘Cheese it, it’s the cops...run for it!’
And they try to make a break for it. They’re freaking out. She’s trying to hold them.
They are having none of it.
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And they try to make a break for it. They’re freaking out. She’s trying to hold them.
They are having none of it.
8/
The tsa agents say she has to take off her shoes, she’s still holding the panicking hairless pink danger balls.
She, apparently without thinking, hands the cats to the TSA agents, one of whom handles it like it’s the chestburster from Aliens.
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She, apparently without thinking, hands the cats to the TSA agents, one of whom handles it like it’s the chestburster from Aliens.
9/
You haven’t truly lived until you have seen tough, smart, experienced TSA agents turn into a puddle of goo as a pink hairless weirdo kitten tries to crawl up on them for comfort.
IT IS EXTREMELY ADORABLE, YOU GUYS.
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IT IS EXTREMELY ADORABLE, YOU GUYS.
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There is no point to this story, but I do like that even in bonkers times with so much anger all over, there are still pink women stuffing bald cats in bags in airports.
Shine on, cat lady!
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Shine on, cat lady!
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Ps. Don’t worry about the goblin kittens, they clearly adored their mom and she was great with them. They are spoiled to pieces, it’s clear. :)
