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Michael Cohen's prepared opening statement is explosive and also...pretty well-written?
I must confess I had not pegged Michael Cohen (or maybe Lanny Davis) as someone who could compose a tight, rhythmic, sorta call-and-response testimony.
Also I appreciate this twist of the knife 
If we survive all this and planetary suicide the Shakespeare of 2400 is going to have a field day with this int.nyt.com/data/documenth…
Trump's grades must suuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Imagine being so insanely insecure that, even though you're a purported billionaire and the fucking president of the United States, you're worried that your shitty grades and SATs (did they have those in the 50s?) would hurt your PR with WORKING CLASS VOTERS
Also, his weird obsession with McCain or even Blumenthal goes even more rancid in the mouth
As I was saying
