Thread by @garius

Wondering what scenario you'll be playing if you choose the "Play Ministers & Monsters with John Bull" pledge? Well...

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Read on...

It's dark and your head is spinning. How did you get here? Where even are you?!

Then you remember: The House of Commons. Your own office. It's recess, but you'd popped back to pick up some papers and then...

Oh God there were ninjas. ERG ninjas.

But why were the ERG ninjas here? Why had they come after YOU? Sure, you're in the Cabinet, but you've deliberately avoided making waves. No bold statements, just eaten the biscuits and followed the whip.

Then you remember: It wasn't YOU they were after.

It was Ken Clarke.

It's all coming back to you now. You'd just been leaving when Ken Clarke had asked for a quick word. Said he'd discovered something terrible, something that could bring about the end of the world.

You'd laughed, but then...

...Then there were ninjas.

You'd heard rumours about the ERG's true strength, but you'd never believed they'd go so far as to hire ninjas. Yet there they were, leaping through the air with cries of 'MOGGMENTUM!'

Ken had pivoted and taken down two, while you took down a third. But there'd been too many.

Your last memory now is of Ken Clarke being dragged off. Did you hear one of the ninjas mutter something about Nigel Farage's house?! Maybe. If so, then you're going to need help.

You head into the corridor and look around. Every office light is off. Wait, no. Four lights are still lit. Four more cabinet members are here.

That'll have to do, you decide and start knocking on doors. You became an MP to write Bills and kick ass. And you're all out of Bills.

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