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This is the most bizarre technique for blowing out birthday candles that I’ve ever witnessed. Mitt Romney is a deeply weird dude.
In a movie this is how you’d learn that the person you thought was your friend was actually an alien who’d invaded your friend’s body.
The one thing the internet doesn’t get enough credit for us giving us immediate access to the unsettling mannerisms of the rich and famous. We used to have to wait years until, like, Robert Cato wrote about LBJ’s fingernail-trimming techniques or whatever.
Did not expect to spend a Tuesday morning sifting through people *defending Mitt Romney* in my mentions but life truly is a rich tapestry.
He’s holding 11 candles, upright, at the same time!! 
I don't have a Soundcloud but if you found *this* entertaining wait until you read my book (which is not remotely similar to these tweets and is in fact a pretty tough story emotionally, and will not be out until at least late next year)!
To the literal thousands of people saying Romney's just being hygienic: he's still blowing at the cake! And doing it eight times instead of once! Wake up sheeple!!
