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advising young men to categorize potential female partners based on the energy of the mythical creature they most closely embody and to act accordingly. am currently seeing gnomestyle girl, this is a good choice
some asking for list. gnome is best honestly, pixie, fairy, naiad can be acceptable if thats ur style... some girls have goblin energy as ive previously discussed. any men in the dating scene would be wise to research kitsune (kumiho in korea) and selkie + to avoid such energies
young man meets temptress on tinder, goes to local "bar", has a few drinks, BAM: wakes up in bathtub full of ice missing his liver. she is one step closer to being full human, you are put on organ transplant list. or worst, this theft is spiritual, you never recover. this happens
young man in relationship for 2, 3 years. considering wedding his "maiden", thinks its "locked in": BAM, she discovers seal skin hidden in the attic, runs to edge of the sea, changes back into seal. you will never see her again. as before this can be literal or spiritual process
other tells are obvious. once dated shorter girl, would often take me to dark stone walled bars, lived in basement apartment, drew creepy stuff: obvious goblin energy. she cheated on me and stole many of my gold coins.. only realized this months later. dont ignore the red flags
highly recommend gnomestyle girl. buxom, of the hearth and home, will fill ur house with cute things, earthly, stable, wears old looking clothes etc... do not sleep on this pro tip. this is not a joke
