Thread by @iowahawkblog

Local lad continues to fill Instagram scrapbook on 28th consecutive gap year

Volunteering at Coachella and some ziplining in Belize will look good on his Oberlin application #VanLife

2020 election aesthetics shaping up to be

Trump is a poor person's ideal of a rich person, Beto is a rich person's ideal of a poor person

laid off coal miner: if I win the lottery Ima get me a big gold mansion with strippers and eat steak
Silicon Valley CEO: if only I could quit this job and ride around the country with a dog finding myself in one of those pickup truck thingies

laid off coal miner: man, I'd have people bring me cokes and ice cream and eat all the Wendy's I want, may some solid gold lions on the porch
Silicon Valley CEO: you know, maybe I'd hop a steamer and go down to Patagonia. I just need to connect with authenticity

laid off coal miner: I'd hire all my dumbass relatives to take care of the mansion, and then I'd watch Hannity all day
Silicon Valley CEO: no more board meetings, I'd sit on a dusty road New Mexico with Fido watching the sunset, and Instagram the hell out of that

laid off coal miner: I'd buy my own casino and put "DUANE" on top in 40 foot gold letters and have my own porn star harem
Silicon Valley CEO: maybe reunite my old punk band and play Bonnaroo, or get my old skateboard out and practice Ollies. Oh god what happened to me

There is a Freaky Friday reboot in this whole thing