Thread by @iowahawkblog

I take it all back

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1120301059409367040

☑️non-stop sword chopsocky
☑️flaming hordes of unstoppable zombies
☑️dragon dogfights
☑️skulls flying to and fro
☑️wheelchair kid tripping balls
☑️sucker-stabbing ninja kids
9/10, would DVR again

if I was some poor conscripted schmo up there on the castle roof trying to repel an army of the dead, and then some dick starts yelling at me "hold that line!" I'm like, what does it look like I'm trying to do asshole

How 'bout a little help here, Ser Cheerleader

Just saying if I was a grunt in the Knight Corps, I'd start questioning how all these horseback princes and princesses leading the charge always somehow seem to walk away with a suspiciously quick-healing dab of blood on the forehead

"Do not fear, lads! I wield the mystical Zombiebane, the Valerian Steel broadsword of my royal forefathers, and a quiver of dragonstone arrows!"
Cool what do we get
"uh I don't know, you're peasants right? Use your hoes or whatever"

uhhh hey man we have a few question
"Sorry, my loyal brave lads, I'm off to ride dragons and bang my aunt"

I dunno, I'd have to go with people who jump your timeline with meta-commentary on GoT commentary

https://twitter.com/TxTolduSo/status/1122851434582749187

My biggest takeaway from that episode: Cersei's going to regret not campaigning in Wisconsin

RIP NiKi, you were too beautiful for this world

if I was a Stark I'd be saving all those Night King ice cubes, because think how badass a Night King margarita would be

Knights: The White Walkers are defeated! Today we feast and drink wine!
Approximately 23 surviving peasants with missing limbs: unghh huzzah
Knights: not you guys, somebody's got to rebury all these stanky ass zombies