Thread by @uncleDemola

I got to the bus stop this evening on my way back from school and got to realize there were many commuters waiting to board bus down to Lawanson from Ojuelegba.
All of a sudden, we heard "Lawanson, Lawanson, Lawanson.

Oya, see rushing

I was able to to secure a sit and luckily for me, it was beside a beautiful lady.

The driver said "Hold your N100 change oo, I no get change".

As this beautiful lady was about bringing out money from her purse, I said to her "hope you don't mind if I pay for you?"
"Not at all, I don't mind", she replied

I paid for her, asked a few questions and she responded well. Her name is Shade by the way.

"Demola, ask for her number", the playboy in me said.

"Hope you don't mind if I get your number Shade", I asked.
"All right, pass your phone so I can type it", she responded.

I gave her my phone, she typed it and in no time, we got to the last bus stop. I waved her goodbye as we went different ways.

I got home with excitement, had my bath, rushed out to buy Etisalat N200 and GLO N200.
I dialed her number but all I heard was "the number you have dialed does not exist, please check the number and dail again"

That when I realized shade gave me wrong number after all I did for her. Shade, I paid N100 for you oo, I paid a whole N100 for you. Money I was supposed to use and buy Akara N50 and Garri N50 this night.

Shade, I am naked right now and I am going to swear for you.

Tomorrow will be the worst day of your life. Your ATM card will hang when you want to withdraw, your phone will hang, your memory card will get corrupted.
Your bank will debit you for card maintenance twice in a month. Your purse will be stolen. Nonsense

Ladies are scum