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#LUFC fans, an appeal.

I haven't done this once this season but please, dear god please can someone get me a Brentford ticket please? I'll obviously pay. There are loads of reasons why I am deserving of this, here they are:

#MOT #ALAW

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I had a season ticket for years in the Kop. Used to go home and away, 40+ games a season. Got into mad debt supporting the club but couldn't consider stopping. But it was never the glory years. I was there through all the dogshit years when we were mediocre or terrible.
I was regularly there when there was 10 to 15,000 at Elland Road for cup games and the place felt like a ghost town.
I was there all through Ken Bates' malignant ownership, Cellino's lunacy, Steve Evans, Neil Warnock, Dave Hockaday, Darko Milanic, Steve Morison, Paul Rachubka and all the rest of that shite.
I watched us get battered by Blackpool, Preston, Wendies and any pub team we played in the cup. It was miserable for ages but still I never considered stopping. I wrote articles for @TheSquareBall, the magazine who's logo I have tattooed on my arm next to the peacock.
What I'm saying is I love this club with a fierce passion. This season has been magical for all of us, but I've only managed to get to a few games. My career as a comedian takes me all over the country and indeed the world when Leeds games are on so I rarely get a chance.
For Brentford away though, I'm booked in London that night, it would mean the world to me if I could watch this team in the flesh once more. Just to be there, like I always faithfully was, but for us to be as brilliant as we are.
So please, help a brother out. Hit my DMs if you can help me, I'll happily sort you free tickets to any show I'm doing either at Top Secret in London after the game or any one near you that you like. I'll buy you a beer before the match too. Thanks guys, All Leeds Aren't We?
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