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Seth Cotlar
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Redaction faction, what's your action?
Coverin' up words and phrases and clauses.
Redaction faction, how'd you get traction?
I got three favorite scapegoats
That get most of my job done.
Redaction faction, provide some distraction.
I got Muslims, immigrants, and socialists,
They'll get you pretty far.
*Redaction faction, how to cover malefaction?*
Occluding connections & making them look right
Jr & Aglarov, Stone & Assange, Manafort & Kilimnik
*Hey, that's nice!*
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
If it's what you say I love it.
He's rich, not honest,
Sad! Not True!
*Redaction faction, what's your action?*
Coverin' up crimes and winning elections
*Redaction faction, what gives satisfaction?*
Locking up Democrats like Comey and Clinton
*Redaction faction, that's some real putrefaction*
I'm gonna lock you up too if you're not really careful.
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If this poll is accurate, it captures one dimension of Bernie-mania that has nagged me (as someone who appreciates the work Bernie has done over the years). While the majority of Bernie fans are progressives, a decent chunk are more anti-establishment than they are progressive.
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