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Charlize Theron says she found out her son was a girl because he declared it when he was three. You seriously have to be mentally ill to find this reasoning acceptable. This is pure unadulterated madness.
Three year olds think cartoons are real. They believe in Santa and unicorns and fairies. They don’t know what the words “girl” and “boy” mean. Again, you must be crazy to take the words of a toddler seriously on this subject.
The next time you hear a toddler say “I’m a girl,” ask him a follow up question: “what’s a girl?” He literally cannot answer the question because he doesn’t know what the word means because he’s a toddler you damned maniacs.
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