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John Bull
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The face of a cat who snaffled a spicy Thai sriracha pea from. My snack box when i went to the kitchen for a beer. 😂😂. #lessonlearned.
He's not talking to me now. I did warn him! 😂
for future reference, kitty, it's hard to pretend you're still totally sitting this way just to shun someone, when your head has now dropped and they can hear you snoring.
BODY STRETCH ENGAGED. FULL NAP MODE ACTIVATED.
What? I'm just resting my eyezzzzz 😴😴
BE AWARE, HUMAN, THAT I AM NOW CURLING UP TO YOUR LEG AS A CONTINUING EXPRESSION OF PROTEST. NOTHING MORE.
Gnfrplf! What?! Where?! WASN'T SLEEPING. No you're asleep. I've been sitting upright the WHOLE TIME.

Stupid human.
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John Bull
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ME: Hey Adobe, can you maybe stop pretending Fireworks doesn't exist?
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John Bull
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In a lot of cases Brexit (and soft Toryism) is a quest founded on love. It's grandparents TRYING to build a better future for their grandkids by returning the world to what they remember

But that world doesn't - and can't - exist anymore. The battle is to make them realise that.
You don't beat that view by REJECTING what they see as an act of kindness. That's like being ungrateful at being offered a wedding present you don't like.

It's about doing what that grandson did - finding a better way to say:

"Thank you for caring, but please don't."
This is also why the VERY BEST THING that Pro-remain parties can do in the EU elections (and ANY new referendum) is focus on:

1) Getting the youth vote OUT
2) Finding ways to HELP that youth vote make their parents/grandparents trust them when they say 'don't do this please'.
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John Bull
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If you want to stay in the same sphere, Instruments of Darkness by Dr Alfred Price. I think R.V. Even refers to it in his book.

If you want something slightly different, more recommendations below...
The Hut Six Story by Gordon Welchman: Welchman effectively broke the silence on the existence and work of Bletchley during WW2. This 1980s book (originally published only in the US) got him on GCHQs/Thatchers shitlist and they effectively destroyed his career.
Saturday at MI9 by Airey Neave MP: Before (allegedly) plotting to overthrow the government and his death at the hands of the IRA, Neave both escaped German captivity and then helped run MI9 (one of the forgotten MIs), which was in charge of helping Airmen escape occupied Europe.
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