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If Jesus told the story today:

"The Good Illegal Alien"

“A man was driving from DC to Charlottesville, when he had a flat tire. He got out to fix it and was attacked by robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead...

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An evangelical pastor happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. So too, Franklin Graham, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. (He was in a hurry to tell Pete Buttigieg to repent for being gay).
But an "illegal alien", as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man in his own car, brought him to a hospital and made sure he got to see a doctor.
The next day he came back and paid the man's hospital bill.

Jesus asked, “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”

The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”

Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”
For those who think replacing "Samaritan" with "illegal alien" is inappropriate, at the time of Jesus Samaritans were seen by his audience in much
The
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