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The Dank Knight 🦇
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After reading this tweet, I walked over to my truck and leaned on the hood. As tears filled my eyes, I begged it for forgiveness for callously calling it a she.

I heard it honk to let me know everything was gonna be alright.

I swear I heard the neighbors cheering.
We just don’t understand how sexist we are until we’re confronted with these indisputable facts. :(
I hope the distance I’ve caused between me and my truck can be mended.

“My truck” I haven’t learned anything, it has no master.

I WILL be better.
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Why don’t we just make murder illegal?

The least we could do is ban suicide, which makes up 60% of these deaths.

Or, just ban gang violence and accidental shootings.
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Wait? We already have those laws? Oh well, just blame law abiding citizens I guess.
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