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Tom Sauer 🇺🇸 ⚓️ 💣
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For all the congressional staffer bros I just walked past here on The Hill:

STOP 👏 WEARING 👏 BACKPACKS 👏 WITH👏 YOUR SHITTY 👏SUIT

Cc: @stclairashley
@StephanieHazen
@RaheemKassam
@willchamberlain
@WallStPlayboys
And while we’re at it, get yourself

A B R I E F C A S E 💼
AND GET OFF THAT GODDAMN SCOOTER 🛴

Talkin’ to you too, Will. Don’t think I didn’t see you on one Saturday.
@willchamberlain
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