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Feudalists: Let them eat cake

Revolutionaries: There is no cake, jerk. Off with your head!

Capitalists: Hey, let's build some factories, now everyone can afford cake!

Progressives: Hey this cake contains melamine

Capitalists: OK FINE, we'll take out most of the melamine..
Socialists: But I don't have as MUCH cake as other people, off with your heads!

Social Democrats: OK we can redistribute some of the pie...er, cake

Conservatives: No, because then a black person might get more cake than me

Neoliberals: How about cake for Bangladesh?
Technologists: Forget about cake, here's a gadget that lets you argue with people all day

Incels: Hey woman go bake me a cake

Trumpists: The immigrants and Muslims and SJWs are taking our cake

SJWs: Cake is a social con-

Everyone: DON'T SAY IT
Georgists: Tax land, not cake

Libertarians: Stop eyeing my cake, you moocher, btw can I have a taste of yours?

Socialists: *gif of guillotine slicing a cake*

Neoliberals: Gay Honduran cake trucks on every corner!
Warren: Here is my 23-point plan for giving everyone plenty of cake

Bernie: Here is my 23-point plan for making sure rich people have less cake

Buttigieg: I like cake

Biden: Did we eat cake yet?

Yang Gang: *glowy eyes pic of Yang surrounded by cakes*
Noah Smith: Japan makes really great cake

Everyone: SHUT UP ABOUT JAPAN ALREADY

Trump: While you weren't looking I burned all the cake

MAGA hordes: Finally, cake is great again

Environmentalists: Wait, we have to --

*sound of massive flood washing away all the cake*

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