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I want to come up with a woke take on abortion that doesn't make sense but still gets 10000 retweets
Wow Republicans say fetuses at 6 weeks are people. Then why doesn't this 3 million year old rock have rights??
It took four hundred years and millions dead to get women the constitutional right to abortion but 9 white males just voted to remove the bill of rights.
👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏SPERM👏CELL👏IS👏AN👏ABORTION👏
Republicans say they're pro life and want to jail women who get abortions, but they haven't jailed a single AR-15 that kills thousands of people every day.
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My fellow Americans, it's time to bring the Gravelanche to the Dem Debate. $1 is a small price to pay to watch the Dem establishment get owned on live TV during primetime.

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With the #abortion bills in the US effectively banning abortion in all circumstances, it is time we remember Henry #Morgentaler, a Canadian physician who challenged the #criminalization of abortion in Canada and went to prison for it.

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Franchise Tax Board v Hyatt is the sleeper abortion case you have not heard about. Because, of course, it is not about #abortion.

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@girlsreallyrule Let this sink in, and everything else will make sense: Race, NOT #abortion was the FOUNDING issue of the religious right.

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