Thread by @BnazF

let's reluctantly go lesbians

mark me down as terrified

and a partridge in a pear tree

oh so only martha stewart can call you ma'am what kind of favoritism

FATHER TIMOTHY FROM ASYLUM SO THIS IS WHAT HE'S UP TO THESE DAYS

if this woman stood in the corner of my living room and then moved I'd think my lamp was possessed

disclaimer, I know literally NOTHING about this show so I can't wait to see how inappropriate my jokes are in hindsight

I'm confused about this martha situation but I get really bad vibes

the actress is so gorgeous though immediately I'm gay

bitch what the fuck bitch

this is what I imagine one of the circles of hell to look like

HOLY ?? I BLURRED IT BC I DON'T WANNA SCARE MY TIMELINE BUT WHAT THE FUCKL

omg samira wiley thank you jesus for this gift

pls be girlfriends pls be girlfriends pls be girlfriends pls be girlfriends pls be girlfriends pls be girlfriends pls be girlfriends pls be girlfriends pl

OH WAIT SHE ALREADY HAS A GIRLFRIEND I'M BLESSED

oh she's tryna die. she's rrrrrreally tryna die

okay thanks miss trunchbull

s-she was what

I'm becoming afraid of this ... ceremony

miss trunchbull's #1 on my curse list

why does this bitch get to do whatever she wants what the fuck

let's not consider not getting started consider just sitting down and not doing anything

NO no no it's a no from me sorry but no

OOOOOHHHH GOD THE POSITION THAT THEY'RE IN, I'M NOT SCREENSHOTTING IT, I HATED THAT I CAN'T LOOK AT THAT

why are you complicit in it if you don't like what's happening what is GOING ON WITH THESE INSANE PEOPLE

I don't know what that is and I don't care to find out

oh I fucked up the screenshot sorry ignore that

what the fuck is "under his eye" bitch I'll kill this his

where are trans people in the middle of all of this like what happened to them I'm worried

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF THAT THAT LOOKS SATANIC THAT LOOKS DARK SIDED

wait what what what are you telling me why why are you saying this to me

fuck you aunt lydia I hate you aunt lydia

a whomst

oh I. I- okay I'm alright I

I am ..... devastated

"my wife" you guys. you guys she said "my wife"

oh so this shit is only happening in america. BIG SURPRISE HUGE SHOCK LAND OF THE FREE WOOHOO

ohhhh my god I bet it's that tuna guy she keeps flirting with

so they have a bonnet and then they still wear that lampshade I mean why

not to sound too much like myself but this blonde lady is really pretty

ohhhh she's on the outside too of course she is I knew men were behind this shit

THE BIRTHMOBILE??? LIKE THE BATMOBILE ??? SO THERE'S A .... THERE'S A BIRTH.. MAN ??? BIRTHMAN

I feel like I'm having a nightmare, do you know how many times I've had nightmares about being pregnant

so ........ the other woman wasn't ACTUALLY giving birth ? it was like. it was like pretend.... they were playing pretend......... I

I can feel the tension on my gay bones

yeah mood I don't like macaroons either

so... if they are, essentially, wombs... what happens to them after they give birth... linda I'm scared

oh does it hurt? does the pretend birth hurt??

pls not a sex game pls not a sex game pls n

"f-u-c-k y-o"

oh women can't make jokes???? I'd be FUCKED. in addition to the lesbianism of course

somehow I don't think that's ofglen

I fucking knew it I can't have peace

wow @ america next time

DECK HIM DECK HIM IN THE FACE SWING AT HIS CHEEK DO IT

AAAAAA MEL FROM CARMILLA

I'm quickly falling into a pit of paranoia and fear of this happening in present time

oh my god if she's pregnant I'm not watching it anymore I can't I caN'T MOTHER OF GOD JESUS MARY JOSEPH I CAN'T

listen I don't know why they act the way they act but the tension is so thick I can barely look at my screen and I'm nOT SAYING it's gay tension I'm just saying they're good actresses and the dialog is tense that's what I am saying here on this day

THIS IS TODAY THIS IS THE WORLD THIS IS REAL YOU GUYS AM I THE ONLY ONE LOSING IT RIGHT NOW

oh my god these are things men actually say I'm having a crisis

I wanna make a joke about headcanoning characters as gay and then having the showrunners zap you with reality but I will not do that

this actress is so hot forgive me father for I am sinning

I don't know what these sentences mean, steven, wouldya mind explaining them to in english instead of through bible verses

I AM GETTING STRESSED OUT

oh fuck that of fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit man

okay that didn't happen and I will not be tweeting any images of it I'm just going to erase it from my brain

STAY AWAY FROM HER NICK I DON'T TRUST MEN

you guys what the fuck

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH TO RUPTURE HER EARDRUM SHE WOULD JESUS CHRIST LADY

okay obviously that's beyond horrible but what if she's a stone top like that will never stop her from being gay are you a fucking idiot

girl you are delusional if you think you're allowed any sort of input on what your husband should or shouldn't do, you're in the same boat of shit as every other woman you just haven't realized it yet bc you helped build that boat

NOPE NO YOU CAN'T GIRL THAT'S A MAN REMEMBER DUA LIPA'S RULES

DONNIE !!!! NEVERMIND YOU CAN TRUST DONNIE

she's a bitch but she's pretty but she's hateful but she's pretty but I don't trust her but she's pretty but

get a grip girl making you feel special is the oldest trick in the book just keep it together

oh they're gonna tickle her to death

I am terrified waiting for the next thing to come out of her mouth I'm always waiting for what's gonna be too much I'M SCARED

jesus christ woman stop looking so good I am a weak, weak lesbian

well what the hell do you want her to do, she suggested laying on that bed for a while for the sperm to do its thing and you told HER to get up and leave if I assume that's a common occurrence you're not really helping your case you hot devil of a woman

o h my god you guys I am a fucking dumbass I only understood what the names mean now, Of Fred bc the commander's name is fred and she's of him I fucking hate myself

why are you trying to die june my blood pressure is suffering

for YOURSELVES

why am I a psychic

and she's pregananant

THIS CAN'T END WELL BUT OH MY GOD I HAVE TEARS GO EMILY

no offense but fucking nick is not gonna help fix anything how are you gonna tell me emily drove over armed men and your response is to fuck a guy

I am: depraved

I am going to hell so fast I feel the flames tickling my ankles why do I have to be so damn gay all the damn time can I calm down

your jawline makes me nervous

listen I'm not shipping serena/june okay I am just having a lesbian reaction to the women but I will get it together I promise

june you better look into that woman's eyes and silently scream for help you better DO THAT SHIT

JUNE BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP WOMAN DO IT

I am not religious but the higher power I possibly may believe in would SMITE YOUR ASS TO SHIT if they knew what the hell you're doing to these women

AAAAAAAAA THREE CHEERS FOR THE HOT WOMAN IN YELLOW

this shit is a cult you guys they made their own kool aid I don't feel sorry for them

oh are you writing a horror book

so YOU IDIOTS did this you motherfuckers singlehandedly did this

this is why I'm scared of the girl defined women if you were to give them ONE ounce of power this is what the fuck they would do

I stg if you guys don't band together and come up with a plan I stgggggg

tell them tell them tell them EVERYTHING JUNE FOR THE LOVE OF MOTHERFUCKER DO IT

I'm back

I feel...... a suspicion

bop it
twist it
pull it

YES WOMEN THANK YOU this episode is centered on luke and I just don't care about male characters enough

bop it
twist it
p

@feyrah @brieyara we're two strays and a gay

nope he looks like a yeehaw he is going to tell on you just kill him

I've misjudged you, yeehaw...... I apologize

this episode's boring as hell no offense but I hate flashback episodes just give me the new juice

this episode was so boring I literally almost gave up

heterosexual characters are such fucking idiots don't you have anything bigger to worry about

oh wow nick's violent how interesting it's almost as if I said immediately that I dON'T TRUST HIM

you're called the sons of bitches bc that's what you are a bunch of bitches

OH YOU'RE DEAD GOODBYE ARRIVEDERCI

imagine he straight up says "withcraft" and the ahs coven la la la la song starts playing

oh my god she's gonna loose her legs

oh

you know there's a reason sweeney todd stresses me the fuck out and yall are pulling the same number on me

a bullet vibrator in the shape of a mac lipstick

oh wow covergirl

assassination style or

WHOMST

of course I support men's rights. MEN'S RIGHTS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

I knew dumb nick was somehow complicit fuck nick

oh those are tiddies. tiddies there they are

an underground sex fest in a godly country wow big shock welcome to bible study we're all children of jesus

tell that to the humans you're hanging on the street

AAAAAAA MOIRA MOIRA'S ALIVE AAAAAAAAA

men are so disappointing

can she talk all bitchy like that to me I'm just asking

I thought they were gonna kiss I hate myself

freedom I hope

I am now a mindless lesbian I have self control and I am not going to give into the temptation I am NOT

*NOT NOT A MINDLESS LESBIAN PLEASE I MADE A MISTAKE

this show is testing my resilience with all these women and their chemistry

you're not the one getting raped so no no you are not, lady

STAY AWAY FROM HER GET A JOB

I WILL NEVER STOP SOBBING

if I pause can I imagine they're escaping this hell hole together if I pause here. if I just pause here

I AM A FUCKING WRECK

WOW SO THESE WOMEN DO HAVE HALF A BRAINCELL

holy shit she entered...... I wish she'd enter m-

@feyrah us

wow........... I ? miss bitch..........

IT'S NOT HER FAAAAAULT GO YELL AT YOUR STUPID HUSBAND GODDAMN IT

when you're drunk waiting for the microwave to ding

thou shalt not play scrabble with thy wife

are you proud of yourself is it everything you ever wanted are you feeling technically amazing

me @ myself when I feel good things about serena

she sure brought lust and temptation into my brain

I'm so sorry guys I'll stop now

OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you know what if june were to assassinate serena I would understand

TELL HERRRRRRR GET HER JADE

I am going to mail HBO a set of lamps

thank you jesus christ

they're gonna kill janine aren't they

I hate being right

I am a mess I am sobbing I am delirious

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM A MESSSSS

I love women so much I love women women

not you (just a little)

and that is it for season one folks

the truck are my nerves

okay this is ridiculous they can't kill them all because fertile women are in short like are they stupid

no like it's not gonna happen they literally can't afford to lose all of those handmaids

I mean if yall wanna go extinct then that's your business but I don't think you wanna waste all of those gEnIUs sUpeRiOR mAn gEnES

HAHA GOOD ONE AUNT LYDIA YOU DARK SIDED BITCH

do yall know what yall just did?? you just told a large group of women you literally cannot kill them because you need them. basically, you just gave them leverage you dumb idiots

is it sad that I just recognized serena through a curtain

god she's such a cunt but she's so hot

big dick energy calling her serena to her face

I AM JUST KIDDING DON'T ATTACK ME PLEAS EI'M KIDDING I SWEAR

emily I......... sad

OH SO THE NEW BOARD OF REGENTS ARE FUCKING HOMOPHOBES OKAY NOTED

IS THAT MARISA TOMEI

can you fools stop being weird this is embarrassing

this lesbian storyline is giving me anxiety jesus christ

I'm devastated

I love women so much we're so powerful we can do ANYTHING

THE STRENGTH THE POWER

@feyrah you @ me

you guys know I'm the first bitch to bully heterosexuals but I mean you can do both idk

I'm about to get fed thank you

if only I could see SHIT

THANK YOU HBO

CAN ONE LESBIAN BE HAPPY PLEASE GOD I'M SORRY HBO IS HURTING YOU MOIRA

ah shit, here we go again

how about my foot earns a place up your ass lady

oooh here she comes watch out boy she'll chew you up

I was gonna crop him out but the show did that for me thank you editors

stop doing that so I can stop being a bad gay

yeah fake pregnancies will do that to you

well it's in her why are yall gagging

I... gay

ohhhh a nose piercing scar on a godly woman .... interesting

will god forgive her for being a BITCH

so gilead is essentially just a way for misogynistic men and women to roleplay their insecurities away

this looks like a vanilla version of a coven

I think they could help each other if miss bitch would just snap out of this fake bible thumping bubble she's put herself in but, unfortunately,,

GIRL WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING DAMAGE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GOD WHAT THE FUCK

she has anger management issues she's going to be terrible

stop existing so hottly my reputation is at stake

oh my god it's all happening

OKAY I WAS JOKING BUT NOW I'M CONFUSED

JESUS CHRIST TURN THE FUCKING LIOGHT ON I CAN'T SEE SHIT AND I NEED TO SEEE

is she out of her mind imagine being asleep and then a hot blonde woman comes and lays with you and she nevermind this was gonna take a turn nevermind

I'm becoming increasingly concerned for the editor's eyesight with this lighting

are you counting how many times a day june sniffles, serena, like is that your job

are you.... are you holding her hand through her poops like

is that bothering you serena does that upset you do you miss her I'm just kidding please

uh-oh

is... is serena trying to engage in.... small talk ......

why why like why why does serena care how june's acting what's going on

I'm breathing I'm okay I'm in control of my emotions I will not upset my mutuals by enjoying these interactions

shame me all you want but you guys have to admit their scenes are the most interesting to watch because it's literally the hero vs the anti hero and you're liars if you say you don't find these scenes compelling

I don't know what to say to you guys

I wish you fools would team up and help june but when do I ever get what I want

what the fuck a laptop I thought everybody was operating through biblical verses and prayer or whatever

a good solution to your sadness problem would be to be less of a bitch

this show with the red-ish water is.......... *chef's kiss*

oh I'm a fucking idiot it's the blood she's losing I thought it was just an artistic choice to show the duality of offred and june............. forgive me

she made plans for their day :(((((

also @ drag race: prayvaganza extravaganza for a runway theme. just something to think about.

I reject these plans

that symbol kinda reminds me of my tattoo I'd like to unsee this please

is that your way of testing her heterosexuality

ARE THESE KIDS ARE THESE CHILDREN

oh my god this bitch is out of her damn mind

oh no oh no oh my god

she's 12 years old you people have horse dung in your skulls in place of a brain

I would really appreciate it if we could just skip over all that business I can handle a lot but THIS ????? I cannot

nOt bEtWeEn hUSbAnD aND wIFE fuck you serena

stop projecting onto a kid I know you're unhappy I know this is upsetting but guess what serena you did this you had a part in it you wanted it so now you don't get to be upset that you don't have orgasms boo freaking hoo

but she's so pretty god I hate myself

what a shot. what A SHOT

STOP DOING NICE THINGS SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO FULLY HATE YOU LIKE THIS STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART

oh I swear to god if they hold hands or whatever I'm gonna lose it

okay they didn't hold hands and you know what, it's for the best. it's for my own good.

she took her jacket off

in your sitting room ???? ma'am I'm trying to remain purehearted here

god I wish nick would just fuck off I'm sorry he's so boring who cares

holy shit can someone tell me if I'll miss anything important if I skip nick's scenes

I'm not responsible for whatever reaction I have to this scene

you're just gonna. sit there. while june sleeps. you're gonna sit there and knit while june sleeps.

stop

like,,, like to SHARE ???

okay cool yeah that's fine that's cool

I need to pray

it's biology serena but alright

aw man why do I have to be such a lesbian

she can scold me if she wants

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ELISE ???? HELLO ??????????

serena's so tall what am I supposed to do ???? NOT be into her ??????????

well that's what she wants to take away from you so I would be booing too bitch

YEAH YOU TELL THAT ATTRACTIVE DEVIL HER POLICIES ARE SHIT THAT'S RIGHT

it's what she deserves I don't feel sorry for her

aren't you trying to turn women into walking incubators?? how do you have the nerve to say "this is america!" when people turn on you for trying to remove that same freedom you are begging for right now?

anybody else thinks he looks like rasputin

she said it I didn't say it she did

no you're a child that means nick's sane

oh my god now she thinks nick's gay bc he doesn't wanna have sex with a kid

I have to laugh she cares if june was surprised I'm

grab a chair serena let them humble you a little

why would you say something so gay at such a weird time

o...kay

if she gives this cute ass plant to june I'm gonna kill her I don't wanna deal with how that's gonna make me feel

and you're what, exactly, you cis heterosexual white christian woman?

OR we could let the human race die out. just a thought

OH SHIT THEY'VE KILLED ELISE

ooooooohhhh is that why she can't have kids

oh I......... emotional

WHY DID SHE WHISPER THAT SECOND THANK YOU WHAT DOES IT MEAN AND WHY IS THIS SO INTENSE I CAN'T BREATHE

serena you piece of shit

something's not right here because the dialog is telling me serena's a horrible bitch but the acting is telling me it hurts her to do this so WHICH IS IT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL

can yall make a decision like why are you always crying around each other like I understand why june cries but WHY DOES SERENA CRY WHY DOES IT UPSET HER THAT JUNE WANTS TO SEE HANNAH WHAT'S WRONGGGGGGGGGGG

oh my god...... serena made it look nicer I'm

you're a clown if you think I'm watching this scene SKIP

why does june upset her so much if somebody gives me a normal explanation I will feel better

friends ??? you wanted a friend???? then fucking let her see her damn kid you buffoon

what is this, do you and your wife get off on taking turns in seducing june like what the fuck

[knits angrily]

really because when she was being pleasant you missed her being sassy so much you stopped her to ask what's going on

fucking hell serena I hope you trip and fall today

you know what stab her with the needle she deserves it do it

VBAHDSABDHABDSAGHDBSADBHADBSD I LOVE A JUNE

OOOOOOOH MY GODDDDDDDD SHE'S GONNA KILL EVERYBODY

GO WOMAN GOOOOOOOOO I'M SOBBING OH MY GOD

omg did fred die imagine if fred died imagine how much better my viewing experience would be if it was just serena and june

didn't you take janine's eye and didn't you burn alma's hand and didn't you zap the crap out of june I'm just wondering

fuck he lived why can't I ever have one nice thing

this dude...... has antichrist vibes. I don't like him

I'd rather stick a lamp up my ass

june can't catch a damn break with rasputin not even when he's literally unconscious

WAIT WHAT THEY KILLED RITA???????' WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS HER NOOOOO I'M WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

a joke. in this time of stress

out of context this sounds ....... interesting .......

ohhhh so rita IS alive you motherfuckers like watching my blood pressure rise don't you jesus christ

she loves controooool
she wants it her way
and there's no way she'll ever stay unless you give it up

I am definitely going to be devastated once I learn the blonde has now died. watch this what happens

[sigh] I hate being right

she looks so hot getting men arrested she should do that more often

holy shit they're gonna break the law together

omg they're gonna READ together I'm LOSING my MIND

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING IF SERENA JUST DROPS THE ACT THEY COULD ACTUALLY END ALL THIS SHIT TOGETHER

I stg I just saw serena's pupils get larger

see doesn't that feel nice, being behind a desk, not knitting, in control. doesn't that feel natural doesn't it feel organic

you're telling me june and serena are going to be spending time together,, alone,, in the commander's office,,, alone,,,

I have to pause every two seconds to breathe and prepare myself for the next two seconds

so they give me these lines and I'm supposed to remain calm

I'm pretty fucking happy

they're being normal humans this is all I ever wanted I'm not even being gay I really just wanted them to act normal with each other for one second

why are you two acting like it's the end of the world is it because you know these sinful evenings together are going to be over once he's there is that what it is

FAKEST PRAISED BE ON THE PLANET YOU FOOLS YOU COULD HAVE THESE MOMENTS LEGALLY IF YOU JOINED FORCES AND KILLED ALL MEN TOGETHER

JUST SAY YOU'LL MISS EACH OTHER AND LEAVE ME ALONE I CAN'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE IT'S TOO MUCH

motherfucker already????? I thought I'd get at least half an episode of june and serena alone... I'm devastated

oh shove it up your ass

the day serena calls her june is the day I drop dead

everybody has something to give him and june's standing there like "and a lovely fuck you from me to you"

what the hell are these stolen glances can you idiots stop it

me vs not screenshotting every frame of their scenes

yeah she's over the moon woohoo

I stg if she goes back to being a bitch after this yall are gonna hear me scream all the way from portugal

oh my god serena gave her a fucking flower I am going to die are you kidding me? are you fucking kidding me? is this a joke?

she's... she's hugging... serena's childhood music box... she's doing that...

is this kid gonna be around forever she's really annoying

well your mother's a fucking idiot

I am begging you to stop I don't want to actually ship this I don't wanna be a bad gay

are babies not allowed to get sick babies get sick most babies get sick at least once calm down

oh holy shit here we go again okay breathe

they want me dead they want me assassinated

you're really into bending the law with june these days aren't you

and she's now serving as a martha, this bit just kicked me in the face, the reality of this situation, the fact that you have one of the best doctors now just cooking for other people

no yeah totally you're running out of babies because everybody's infertile you're sending fertile women to die in the colonies you treat the handmaid's so poorly they commit suicide but sureeee let's let the rare baby die because god forbid a woman works as a doctor for one day

THE WILL OF GOD IS THAT YOU SAVE THE FUCKING BABY YOU RASPUTIN LOOKING SON OF A B

please please please join the rebellion kill men together please

what's that thing about every f/f ship having a bench scene

they're always whispering this is the handmaid's tale ASMR

omg serena asked the stupid bitch if janine can see the baby... serena did something good. that's a good thing that she did.

you can use this for anything I think god would want me to have free chicken mcnuggets right now

oh thank god they got the doctor thank you doctor

I'm so fucking sad the thought of having a job you love that you're amazing at and one day outta nowhere you're a prisoner cooking for two idiots because a group of asswipes decided god doesn't want women to be treated like human beings

I sincerely hope this is when serena's redemption arc begins honestly I need this to happen if she goes back to being a cunt I will be devastated

oh my god leave her shit alone if you take serena's music box I will strangle you with my hands

LEAVE IT ALOOOOOONEEEEEE LEAVE THEM ALOOOOOONE LET THEM BE CLOSEEEEEEE

no please don't be a bitch pleaseeeee please just go back to ASMR!serena

okay

I thought she was gonna say goodnight june

I wonder if he thinks they're having an affair because you know serena gave her a childhood object that she cherishes and also a fucking flower so that's not normal

I would beat the shit out of fred with a baseball bat

I feel like they're gonna lose their hands

please don't cut their hands off let them be please I'm scared you guys can somebody hold MY hand

oh no oh no ohhhhhh no.........

so fred's gonna beat the shit out of her in front of june the fucked upness that that has

why am I watching this horrible show

I know she's evil and I know she's the reason all this is happening but I unfortunately have empathy

I AM A WRECK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just let her hug you like why not you idiot I'm so upset

shit that's pretty

let me guess the baby magically survived because of true love's magic

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T LOSE JUNE AND SERENA'S SCENES THEY'RE KEEPING ME ALIVE

she wants to stay with june :(((((((((((((((((((((((

inhala exhala ffffffffff

I am not fine

WHY ARE YOU FOOLS SO AWKWARD WITH EACH OTHER WHAT'S WRONGGGGGGG

bitch what? bitch what the fuck? GOD I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS SERENA

oh you lying piece of shit you fucked up bitch you're just scared because you're getting close to her and that scares you you fucking buffoon I am livid

yeah remember life ????? that's what you abolished with your bible thumping policies

HABDHSBADHSBAJKDBSHABDASDHBASD I FUCKING LOVE GAY PEOPLE

me @ yvonne strahovski

right she's straight I forgot

okay can you make a quick stop in hell to go get june please

AS WITH EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM ON THE PLANET

holy shit aunt lydia has a soul ????? I thought that old prune had hay for a heart

yes tell her tell her make her see please force her to see

I LOVE YOU MOIRA

LMAOOOOOOO THAT'S WHAT I CALL INSTANT KARMA

I don't feel like watching a birth can you hold it in a little more

no offense

omg she is gonna hold it in thank you june

it's not her fault serena I stg if you get pissed I'll get pissed

you idiots were making love with your eyes like 2 episodes ago and now this is what you're doing to me? to go from the softest of looks to fuck you just like that? does no one care about my blood pressure

oh god you guys I'm sorry I ever said anything nice about serena I was wrong I was blinded by yvonne's face I didn't mean it and I ask you to forgive me

serena you are an actual demon

I'm not posting screenshots of what's happening bc it could be upsetting for ppl just trust me that it isn't good

I'm a piece of shit for enjoying june and serena's dynamic but in my defense I had no fucking idea this was going to happen

no no you don't get to be bothered by it, you did this you're not allowed to be bothered

lmao that's adultery enjoy dying

FUCK OFF FRED

okay good for them, fred's still a piece of shit

oh no.... oh horrible. horrible

I've seen horrible things on this hell show but this is the first thing to make me real life cry

oh no don't take nick I really care about and enjoy his boring ass presence on this show

yeah didn't think I'd agree with fred ever but it WAS your idea you idiot

you're both losers

YOU COULD'VE JUST ADOPTED FOR FUCKS SAKE BUT NOOOOO LET'S HELP GIVE THE MAN WHAT HE WANTS COMPLETE POWER AND CONTROL THREE CHEERS FOR SERENA JOY

says the idiot who spent 24/7 with her once your husband was gone

KILL HIM DO IT KILL HIM BUT NOT FROM THERE IT'LL HIT SERENA TOO WHICH WOULD BE FAIR BUT I STILL KINDA WANT A REDEMPTION ARC

then turn against him like it's so easy just stop being a bitch it's that easy

YES THANK YOU

you are one stubborn bitch june has perfectly good breasts that baby could be eating off of but whatever

hey remember when you gave her a flower? good times

d-don't... don't kill the child or whatever.... I don't trust you

do babies just grab onto whatever boob they see I thought they had to like sense the milk or whatever I've never been near a baby honestly I don't know anything about babies

my poor fucking eyesight

before anybody asks I'm not wearing my glasses bc they have a yellow tint to them which makes the show look green and I have a mild yet irrational fear of green that could be linked to having seen the ring (2012) when I was way too young

*2002 not 2012 my bad I'm 25 I swear

I mean it's sad of course it's sad and horrible but in practical terms she was a really useless and annoying character so

finally a human moment thank god

I don't understand how serena can be literal scum and then not be scum and then be scum again and then not within the span of like ten fucking minutes

isn't this so much nicer than being horrible

this looks like a painting

they're such dumbasses I hate their guts

you're trying to reason with the devil herself june

I will never have peace will I

I know there's something there like I don't know but I think serena has the potential to help bring this whole thing down, june does get to her and I think there's a layer to her that regrets everything. but then she always fucks up and disappoints me

HOLY SHIT FRED SLAPPED HER AND SHE SLAPPED HIM BAKC GUYS I'M SCARED

I'm sorry sharpay

yeah you can teach them how to knit and stare at the wall. such fun!!!

remember when you lived in modern society and that was less of a concern? remember when you fucked that up by giving fred everything he wanted ??????

immediately I am afraid

oh my god YES finally whatever little power you have just fucking use it

somehow I don't think they will discuss the issue seriously

oooohhhh this bitch wants to lose a hand

holy shit she's reading I'm about to cry I don't know why

well there goes a finger goodbye finger

AAAAAAA YOU GUYS I THINK EMILY KILLED AUNT LYDIA WHAT THE FUCKCKFLFKFLFC

fuck this bitch for making me care about her sometimes

oooohhhhh rip fred lmao she's mad mad

THE BIGGEST STRAP

oh my god no please take serena with you please I know she's a piece of shit but I

I AM A WRECK I AM A RIVER OF TEARS

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me starting this show

oh my god....... for serena........

end of season 2

okay just one more episode

oh my god so is this it is this when serena stops being the devil

I feel like I'm gonna end up hurt again

if you guys hear something shattering it was my soul just ignore it

oh my god oh my god it's all happening guys the number for an ambulance in my country is 112

this is all I ever wanted this is it this is what I wanted I can live in peace now

do I smell ,,, a redemption arc ,,, please,,,

uh-oh

OOOOOOOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK GOOD FOR HER THOUGH

[bia breathing heavily]

I don't how and I don't know why but somebody upstairs said let's give this stupid lesbian doing a 12 hour the handmaid's tale marathon everything she wants

NOOOOO THE MUSIC BOX :((((((((((

whatever they can get a new one in canada when they're coparenting the girls

no..... don't send her to another house.... no please ,,, I suddenly depend on her scenes with serena to live

how did I go from "I promise I will get my shit together" to this mess

okay I'm cool with this I can live

me in uncomfortable social situations

blessed be your face hello pretty lady

holy shit the bitch lived....... in my country we have a saying that goes "mulher doente mulher para sempre" which translates to sick women live forever so I guess we're stuck with aunt bitch

under the ground is where you should be aunt lydia

ignore the fact that I've been shipping june with the devil herself, it makes me kinda sad that luke has never given up on june and june got involved with nick even after knowing luke was alive

I don't trust this guy he looks like fowler from chicken run

okay I ... would not have picked that frame but to each their own

serena joy go to serena joy go to her

no offense but this storyline with this dude is just flat out boring

THAT LITTLE DOT BETTER BE SERENA

blessed be the bitch

mom ?????? there's a mother bitch ?????????

anybody else distrust nick or is it just me being a man hating lesbian

RITA IS AN ANGEL

she might k*ll a man today

OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I HATE MEN I HATE THIS MAN I'M

I'd rather d*e

heyyy I read those leave me alone

THAT LITTLE DOT BETTER NOT BE SERENA

remember when I said serena's the devil, I take it back, her mother's the devil serena's been temporarily demoted to satan's spawn

many things make sense now. not that I'm excusing anything serena does bc it's all inexcusable, but I see the origins now

also I'm weeping

can't argue with that

FUCK THE WATERFORDS YOU MEAN OLD CUNT LEAVE HER ALONE

FUCK OFF PAMELA

how can you give me a nick scene after a serena scene and expect me to pay attention

oh no we'll miss you so much :((( GOODBYE

LMAO ME

nvm not me

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS YOU GUYS SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND

I need to take a breath I'm too excited

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE BEING TOO SOFT FOR MY HEART

I'm going to drop dead

no please no just leave her alone please I can't take this I really can't stop I'm begging you

YES WALK AWAY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

the way june says serena here makes me want to crawl into a hole

yes I'm rewatching their scene leave me be

the problem with serena is that she doesn't allow herself to care about anything outside her bubble. she cares about june so june's in her bubble so she allows herself to feel guilty but she refuses to see that the repercussions of her actions go beyond june

me vs not obsessing with how they look at each other

me about serena

I'm the tearful piano music

oh my god if serena's here and I get one more nice scene before everything goes to shit I'll mcfreaking lose it

if jesus loves me that blue blob is gonna be her

JESUS LOVES THE SHIT OUT OF ME

leavethemthefuckaloneyouuglypieceofshit 🔪

if you touch her I'll k*ll you

june stayed right there just in case :((((

why is it awkward I don't understand like I know it's been years but jesus you guys are married like you have a kid why is it awkward I'm

struck a nerve

june said I know your wife better than you do

june's strap is so big right now

ohh....... that's why there's a fic of them having sex on a pool

yeah wow I agree

I need to relax

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this show is better out of context just trust me

I-

this is completely out of context okay I'm just tunnel visioning it for fun because I'm a depraved human being

I wish they would leave me alone and let me live my fucking life

I'm taking a break to have a call with fey and calm the hell down

okay fine I'll watch the next episodes even though I already know I'm gonna get fucked

when they left to the pool area it was day time and now they're coming back into the party at night time so you're telling me these fools were ALONE for HOURS ???????

honestly mood I too am wondering wtf they were doing being gone so long

no this scares me, I think all this shit is gonna pull her back into the dark side just let the woman be

oh my god janine's trying to die again

they won't let me breathe

I'm so weak for the way this show utilizes names, june using "mrs waterford" when serena says something insensitive as a way to call her out on it I'm

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SHE DID SOMETHING GOOD THANK YOU SERENA I'M SOBBING ALL OVER THE PLACE

but when the world needed her the most, she vanished ,,,

what what is it what's going on I'm scared

well this can't be good

I'M NOT SURE HOW BUT THIS WILL LEAD TO SERENA LOSING HER MARBLES AGAIN

okay so, I'm baptized does mean I can sin all I want bc I've secured a spot in heaven like how does that work

you don't need luke specifically for that, there's other people ,,, serena ,,, NOT nick

HABSHDBSAHBDSHABD THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

serena's still pissed june didn't go with nichole I know it, I know it's gonna come up eventually

yeah my dad used to pull this trick on me too, he'd fuck up make me upset and then he'd do something nice that he didn't usually do so I'd feel special and end up forgiving him it's a bullshit move

you can literally just ask your girlfriend about her husband

NO NO BUT NO BUT THERE'S NO BUT THERE'S ONLY BUTT BUT NO BUT

okay cool you can get over that with june it'll be okay don't do stupid shit

the one time I'm not happy about a june/serena scene I smell bullshit

no no no no no no no no no listen I will admit I have loving feelings towards serena possibly too many loving feelings so many that I don't know what to do with myself and I don't really remember where I was going with this so let me just watch

okay but serena looks ashamed so I have some... hope ... I don't know ....

OH right I remember what I was gonna say, I was gonna say I will admit I have some loving feelings for serena but I don't trust the bitch I don't trust her to see nichole and not bring her back I don't trust her to do the right thing unfortunately

:((((((((( I like their moments, don't ruin it serena

the telepathy that that has

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ARE YOU KIDIDNGNGN MEEEEEE JUNE OH GOD THIS SCENE IS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR ME FOREVER I LOVE THAT TOO MUCH

and that's what convinces her, serena says her name o OH MY GOD IN THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE JUNE SAID SHE WANTED LUKE THERE SO SHE COULD BE HELD AND BE TOLD HER NAME AND NOW SERENA SAID HER NAME WHAT THE FUCKFUCKFKDKCNCKFCLCKDFMG

say "you" just say "you" just say that

omg she said "I want you" and my heart stopped before I could hear the rest

jesus serena you are such a buffoon why not just "thank you june"

me grabbing onto serena's good moments

she's a baby she doesn't even know she's a human yet

thank god she took it I was afraid she was gonna be a bitch about it

holy shit she looks normal I'm... I'm sobbing a little bit I don't know

"hello I'm your wife's girlfriend"

okay thank you somebody finally mentioned something, this show has some weird undertones about all that sometimes. I mean it's complicated bc of the situation but I don't know sometimes it's weird when they push the biological side of it so much

that's it that's what's gonna push serena back over the edge

serena deserves one right for that, just one

WHAT WHAT WHAT IS IT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DID SHE DO I NNED TO KNOW DID I MISS SOMETHING FUCK ME IN THE ASS

LMAO the kid put her hands on her face and yvonne swerved like nO THEY JUST DID THE MAKEUP

I hate that I love this cunt

OH BITCH SHE FORGOT THE PACKAGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUNE'S GONNA BE SAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I feel like she's gonna end up with this mr talupa guy

yes it does yes it fucking does fred you ugly motherfucker stop

oh he got the thing that was meant for him okay good I was very afraid for a second there

uhhhh I'm... scared...

I am waxing at the same time I'm watching this I can't have strong emotions at this time I'm already in pain physically

oh my god serena just ignored her I'm dropping dead

oh no oh god oh no jesus fucking christ serena I hate your guts so much

mood this is how I feel about the show too

me too for a godly woman that bitch really needs jesus

okay this is it you guys this is when I finally get my shit together serena fucked up again and I will take this opportunity to reform and reconcile with my morals

I'm sure that's probably weird for americans but my country has a huge jesus christ near the river you get used to it

EW WHAT THE FUCK

I've promoted you back to satan, hope you're proud of yourself

no stop with the tension I'm on the road to redemption

okay and I always wanted to live in america but now america's a bag of shit so I had to accept that my dream is dead. we all want things

FUCK OFF FRED

this is going to convince serena that nichole can grow up there just fine because she's a fucking idiot

AAAAAAAAA SHIRLEY FROM THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE

no offense to people who have children but who the hell wants to have children

and june knows she just lost serena my redemption is temporarily postponed because I have to cry about it

she's being so manipulated I can't handle it her problem is that she doesn't have a proper moral compass to hold on to. I mean neither do I clearly but you know

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIIIIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I forgot he existed

FUCK YOU BOTH I'M TRYING TO MOVE ON BUT I CAN'T LIKE THIS

somebody take me out assassination style

redemption canceled I'm gonna be a piece of shit forever

OUR GIRLRIOIRRKKSRKSKDNSJDLAKDÇAFKKDSNGFKNGFJNG THIS IS MY PROBLEM THEY REMIND ME OF SWAN QUEEN OKAY I'LL NEVER BE FREE

I can literally see the internal struggle happening on her face. yvonne.....

AHSBDHASBDHBASHDBASD I HAVE TO LAUGH THE COMMANDER FROM WASHINGTON IS GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ASHBDSHAHABHASDBHDABHSABHDBHSBDABDSFKDAHBDFAHEK

"""""FRIEND"""""

you're laughing now wait till he cuts another one of your fingers off or next time he feels like "putting you in your place"

can't wait to find out just how much of an asshole he actually is

I KNEW IT I TOLD YOU GUYS FROM THE BEGINNING HEY NICK IS INVOLVED IN THIS NICK I DON'T TRUST NICK AND I KNEW IT

here we go

RIGHTTTT SAYS THE WOMAN WHO NEVER MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE ALONE WITH JUNE DON'T EVEN TRY TO LIE TO ME I HAVE SCREENSHOTS

this conversation is gonna hurt like a BITCH I'm gonna need a bath after this

OOF

I'm devastated but also I'm thriving I fucking love angst

nooooooOOOOOOO don't say that.... don't say that no.... that was such a special moment don't do this to me nevermind I hate angst

oh my god she's so fucking hurt I can't take this somebody sedate me

and that's it. I'll update the thread every week as new episodes come out and now I gotta go I have to cry my eyes out !!! hope you had fun watching me spiral into insanity and landing on a sad realization that I don't have enough self respect not to ship complete garbage !!!! ❤️

COUNTRY ROOOOAADS TAKE ME HOOOOMEEE IT'S NEW EPISODE TIME

aaaand we're off to an excellent start I love a good trauma in the morning

lmao june's like ah well just another tuesday in gilead

shirley I swear to god I will kick you in the shins if you don't leave her alone

oh my god so they're not making her go COMPLETELY heartless yet june really got to her :((((((

yes empathy do you know her ??? that's her that's what that horrible feeling in your gut is enjoy that

I'm about to cry these shots give me hope that her redemption arc hasn't been completely trashed and that maybe they won't waste her character development PLEASE don't disappoint me I'm sensitive aubrey

or without his dick up your ass because I know that's what this storyline is leading up to

yall really couldn't have given me this homosexual crisis with serena and june could ya

excuse me this shot is a direct parallel with serena's shot from earlier when I tell you they're setting these characters up as different sides of the same coin bitch

me braincells @ me when I survived june and serena yelling at each other last episode

they're flirting and I like that but poor syl but also I like that but poor syl. but I like that

interesting how june is willing to put others in danger in order to get what she wants. granted what she wants should be her right to begin with but I'm noticing similarities between her and serena and I'm not being gay it's literally just what they're doing with the characters

interesting how sometimes your needs get in the way of your judgement mmmmm

"recovered" is an interesting substitute for "stolen"

you know when all you have to hold onto is nostalgia that's when you know your marriage is dead and you're grasping at straws

NOT TO SOUND DELUSIONAL but we've all seen this arc where the wife gives into the pressure of going back to her husband and she has illusions of good things to come but then shit goes down and she wakes the fuck up

REALLY BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD YOUR GAY LOVER YOU WOULD REFRAIN FROM BRINGING HER BACK IN EXCHANGE FOR POWER YOU UGLY ASS DARK SIDED SANTA CLAUS LOOKING BITCH

OH MY GOD SERENA'S ROTTED GALAXY BRAIN HAS CRACKED THE CODE

no offense but I would throw fred into a pit filled with hungry lions

you guys someone hold me I'm sobbing

GIRLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

them standing next to each other is my villain origin story

you think bc you were edward's mother in twilight or whatever that I'll trust you bitch ?? I DON'T TRUST YOU BITCH

seductive orchestra music is what plays in my brain every time I see yvonne

DON'T TOUCH HER I'LL CHOP IT OFF BITCH DON'T TRY ME

therapist: the fred and serena dancing scene isn't real it can't hurt you
the fred and serena dancing scene:

okay but maybe I'm a whore for yvonne :((

holy shit alright I can't show this scene but remember when I said I thought they were making a point of showing us the consequences of june's selfish actions? well I was right

NO DON'T ATTACK THE PRETTY LADY I KNOW SHE FUCKED UP BUT SHE'S PRETTY AND ALSO SHE'S PREGNANT

my nerves are shot see you next week