Thread by @paushinski

Estate WhatsApp currently:

Mama Hse 256: Shhh...Consider some of us who are working kesho. We're trying to sleep.

Hse 188: If you were really sleepy you wouldn't hear us.

Kidogo, Mama House 256 removes mans from group.'

Mans is knocking at 256. Entire esto is on the windows.

Let me just say that things are about to be elephant for House No. 188.

First, he was very high. Then it's 256's husband who opened the door. He's demanded a written & printed apology by 9am.

188 amepost kwa group, 'I WOULD RATHER DIE!'

Parking imejaa. Wasee hawaendi job leo.

188 AMECHOMA AKI!

Chairman posts

'My wife & I would like to host '256 & 188' for tea this evening to settle this dispute towards reconciliation. I humbly brg both not to post further on the matter.
Sincerely,
Chairman.'

188: Hiyo 'Chairman' peleka kwako.

Chairman is typing...

'Chairman amejam.

I would like humbly request you to think and consider whom you are addressing, and the time you are using. Otherwise things will be bad for you.

Tea will be served at exactly 6:00pm. Or coffee if you like.

Have a good day.'

188 is still quiet!

188 HAS BROKEN.

So different conversations have gone on in the group. KenyaPower, Broken Street Lamps, Water, Parking etc.
.
Out of nowhere, Bana, 188 aka type.

'I have spoken to Our Chairman. Human is to error. Kama kuna mtu anaona nimemkosea kwa bahati mbaya, pole basi. Thx.'

Siete!!!
So 256 na Ozband have typed at the same time.
256 : That's not an apology. It is not sincere.
188: Nimeshasema sorry. The End.
Ozband: Plz let's meet at Chairman's at 6.
188: Chairman, si nilikushow.

Skeli fulani wa NIC amepost, "Argh. You guys are wasting our bundles."

Imagine I have to go to some job for a few.

Mama wa 210 Ile were intercession proper amebadilisha group icon. Sasa Sisi ni 'Good Neighbors.'

I've told the watchies to call me if anything dramatic happens. Ntawashow. Will also head back to the house ASAP.

Don't touch that dial.

IT HAS BITE ITSELF EACH OTHER.

Ozband of 256 ameitisha 'Urgent Extra Ordinary' meeting to discuss 'Vibrant Living via Residents Association.'

Everyone is supporting.

Nimesema, 'It's not that serious.' Ozband ameni @ ati 'And who you are?'

😭😭😭. I'm a nobody in this estate.

😭😭😭😭.

256 na Ozband are taking jabs at me. Wameambia Chairman aleftishe wale watu wanaishi kwa SQs from group. Madharau iko hapa? SMH!!!

Mkisikia 'Wiuwiuwiu' ya ambulance mjue it's on.

PS: I'm just waiting for my partner to give me permission to sort them. I've asked her.

Guys... please desist from sharing these screenshots. Please.

Chairman ameanza kuuliza watu kwa WhatsApp Group what their 'twitter addresses' are. About 80% are saying they don't have. I am with them.

Nimewambia ata siko kwa mtandao.

Please. I will appreciate it very much. Thx

Some guy from 108 is causing.

'Mngeweka hii bidii kwa Christmas Party ya 2018, Tungekula mbuzi!!! Sio Popcorn, Crips na Quencher moto.'

Me: We had a Christmas Party?

108: 256 & 197 was in-charge or food & drinks. I have the minutes.

Ozband: Plz. Let's focus on issue at hand.

Haya. Wasee wasee. This is what I will do. Nikisikia kuna mtu anataka kuhama, I will post on this thread so that you can come I show you House No. 256, 197 & 188. Preferably weekend. Mjifanye mnatafuta nyumba. Saturday or Sunday ndio poa.

For context. Ndio msiseme ni vako. Sawa?

Chairman amepost.

'Mr. 188, we're with Mr & Mrs 256 waiting. How far you are? Your phone is off. Mama has made nice ginger tea and pancakes. Any neighbour who wants 4 O'clock tea, you are also welcome.'

256: (@ 188) Just come. You are like a son to us.

Tiabe? Mimi huyo na 108.

What we know so far:

1. 188 knocked and demanded to speak to 256.
2. Ozband asked 188 why.
3. 188 said he wants to see his enemies ana kwa ana. By the way 256 anaitwa Anna. Aki I am not lying.
4. Ozband said 256 is asleep.
5. 188 said 'Nimesema Umuamshe!'
6. Ozband lost it.

What we know so far:
7. Ozband gets a rungu & threatens 188.
8. Watchies separate them.
9. Ozband asks 256 why mans is looking for her.
10. She says she leftishad him from group.
11. Ozband demands apology for wife.
12: 188 akaleta kichwa.
13: Chairman offers to lead peace talks.

14. Chairman calls 188.
15. 188 agrees to say sorry. Chairman says "Nilidhani ni mtu reasonable."
16: 256 becomes hostile to apology.
17: Ozband rallies neighbors for a peace talks.
18: 188 Revolts.
19: They are still looking for the SQ guy. Me.
20: 108 amemaliza pancakes yiote.

Tumesikia Bibi ya Chairman akisema maji ya ugali iongezwe!!!

Mungu halali!

Ok. Final update.

188 amepost. Amesema he's travelled for work, & he should be informed of meetings well in advance. Apparently he's a cartographer with the 2019 Census team. He's said he's compiled a dossier.

188: I'll be coming back on Saturday! Be blessed.

FOR NOW WE WAIT!