I always wanted to eat miraa. I know it’s chewing, but then I knew that people ate miraa. I wanted to be among the cool kids in Eastleigh. Veve was certainly going to make me really cool. But I quickly gave up on it.
A THREAD.
The guys I knew, were either at Jino Moja in Calif, Black Makaa on General Waruinge St, and some guys from Majengo. There was a crop of cool guys & chilez from Section 7. I picked those ones.
BIG MISTAKE. DEC 31st. 10:00pmish.
I make my way.
Me: (Roho juu). Duran si unifundishe kukula veve?
Duran: (Pissed off) Ati nini? Miraa si chakula ya wakidi. Unasikia. Siku ile nitawahi shika mmjoja wenyu akivuta bangi, ama sigara, ama mkishikisha, mtanitambua, sawa?
He stands up mad. “Mnaniskia?’
We quickly say, 'Sawa'
Plan imekatsika. Hakuna veve. But ni usiku, na tunataka kushout ‘Happy New Year!’ Tuko wengi and I'm sacred of walking home solo, so we stay.
Lakini usingizi imeanza kutubeba. Alafu manze njeve unakuja proper.
We go in. As soon as we go in we are trying hard not to fall asleep. Alafu veve nje ikaanza kufanya kazi yake kwa mwili ya Duran na Mikey.
GHAFLA BIN VUU.
Man, hatujalala dakika mbili, tunaamshwa chap chap unaeza fikiria nyumba ina chomeka.
Duran: Oyaaaaa….. amkeni jamaa.
We wake up chap chap. In fact I wake up shouting, Happy New Yiiiii…
Ati tuoge? I look at my watch. It’s 11:25pm. Everyone is waking up wondering, ‘Ala. Nini inaendelea hapa?’
AI! Bado tunatafuta bearing 1 – 2 – 1 – 2. Too late. Handas imechukua full 100% control, na kimeumana tayari. Tunasikia harufu ya chai.
Walalalala.
Our mouths are open. ‘Shule tena? Why?’
The boy next to me kwanza akakulwa ngoto moto. ‘Haukumaliza homework yako kwa nini?’
Shortly, Duran amebeba nguo kwa besheni akaziweka hapo nje ya mlango ati anataka kufua yake yote. Akaingia bedroom. Akatoa carpet, mattress, duvet, viatu, kitanda...
Me: (Crying) Hii ni pepo gani?
It strikes midnight. Guys outside are shouting New Year the loudest.
I tell them it's 'Happy New year."
They start laughing.
Duran: Ati happy new year? Happy new year aje na ata last year bado haijaisha.
I do die a little inside.
We are crying tears now.
We are so confused. Chai ni moto, we are scared, what manner of drugs is this.
Mikey goes into the bedroom, he comes back holding money.
We see a good break. We start leaving in a hurry. We don't want to be here anymore.
Me: Siwezi enda home mguu tupu.
Duran: (Karibu aniwashe ngoto) School fees yako inalipwa bure. Hauendi home? Si hapa ni home?
Me: (Quick thinking.) I meant, shule.
Mikey brings oversize shoes, slippers hazifanani etc.
Me: Hizi viatu si zangu, hazinitoshi, na hazifani.
Mikey: Si wewe ulipoteza moja shule? Mathe alisema utajipanga bro.
As we leave, Mickey akaleta sose na queen cakes in lunch boxes. Tukazichukua faster faster. Tukatoka mbio. Tunaskia tu akisema, ‘Ok guys, have a nice day at school.’
Duran: Pau, ulisahau njumu kwetu. Ulinionea slipper ya green ina shimo? Pia, unaeza kumbuka nani alipika mayai tray moja na sausage packet tatu pale home jana? Kuna mtu amenimess deadly ?
I never speak to them again.
.
THE END.
paushinski.co.ke/ruka-tu-mbachu…