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Preferred replacements:
1. Bruce
2. Christopher
3. Tommy
4. Marvin
5. Van Cleef
6. J Cobb
7. Spike

8. Stagger
9. Sarah
10. Stan
11. Brenda
Recommended school sports nicknames:

Bruce Lee Dragons
Christopher Lee Vampires
Brenda Lee Apologists
Stan Lee Marvels
Spike Lee Joints
Stagger Lee Knives
Sarah Lee Calories
Tommy Lee Sextapes
I went to Complete Lee High
Their homecoming game against the Borgnine Pinkertons is gonna be a slugfest
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