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Ich war gerade bei Netto.
Der mit dem Hund.
Die Verkäuferinnen und Verkäufer laufen ohne Masken durch den Laden, viele Kunden ebenso.
Keinen interessiert es mehr.

An der Kasse hängt ein Aushang, dass eine Maske getragen werden muss.

Ich spreche den Kassierer darauf an.
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#Ich *zeige auf den Aushang: Gilt das hier nicht mehr?
#Kassierer: Ähm. 🤷‍♂️ Ja. Hmm. Für die Kunden halt.
#I: Sieht nicht so aus, hier rennen viele ohne Masken rum und keinen interessiert es.
#K: Ja, na ja. 🤷‍♂️
#I: Und, dass Sie andere infizieren können, ist Ihnen egal?
#K: 🤷‍♂️
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#I: Das ist doch scheiße!
#K: 🤷‍♂️
Ich bezahle und er quatscht mit dem nächsten Kunden - der keine Maske trägt.

Da haben die Einzelhändler Angst vor dem Onlinehandel und dann liefern sie selbst Argumente dafür, anstatt zu punkten!
Ich verstehe das nicht!
#DerApotheker
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This journey is started in year 2008, when #Rpower IPO launched, I was not aware of share market till 2008, I just opened demat account for this IPO and applied for 2 lots and (un)luckily got both. Along with it I started Intraday trading without any knowledge of TA or FA. As
usual I lost in many trades and gain in some trades, working methodology was like it is going up then buy and going down then sell it, that was the way to trade. this run till 2009, then I went for my Masters @ IITKGP so I took a break of 2 years till 2011
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Must Read: HOW TO APPLY FOR A JOB VIA EMAIL!

You’ve found a job that looks promising. You’ve got the required skills and experience. You’ve crafted a cover letter & polished off your resume.

Now all you need to do is to make a great impression and land that interview!

#Thread
1. Your email address

Making a good impression starts with the email address you are sending your job application from. This is not the time to use that inappropriate email address you’ve had since you were 13.
If you don’t have one yet, now is the time to set yourself up with a professional sounding email address. A simple, yet good-looking option is to use a close variation of your full name. For example: samkabir@emailprovider.com
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What a year! Here’s a way too long twitter thread about all the things we have done as the planet drew yet another circle around the medium-sized star commonly known as “the sun”.
Our source plugin for @gatsbyjs! The first with keystroke level instant preview that also prevents accidentally missing fields while featuring CDN-backed gatsby-image support and that uses only 2 API requests to build your entire site.
We brought the above to Vue.js developers by shipping our source plugin for @gridsome. And had a lovely chat co-founder @tommyvedvik at our global summer meetup.

sanity.io/blog/introduci…
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226) I started in Boston in 1993. If you really hustled and were willing to occasionally drive 4 hours round trip, you could get on stage every night. This was invaluable. If you can manage it, find or create your Boston. #WriteNow
227) I get a lot of DMs asking for specific advice. I don’t have time to respond to all of them but I can lend you some maxims to reduce anxiety. I used to write on the cover of every notebook: 1)“Don’t worry. WORK.” 2) “I’ll figure it out.” #WriteNow
228) Assuming a Persona/Character onstage?

Once again @Kurt_Vonnegut says it perfectly:

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful what we pretend to be.” - Mother Night
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Just to be clear. Patrice’s talent should have left him rich beyond all of us.
117) Headliners, consider doing a meet and greet after your shows. The audience really appreciates it and it feels pretty good. Mine rarely take more than 45 minutes so it’s not a huge time issue. Don’t charge for pictures or autographs. That’s super tacky. #GulManTip #WriteNow
118) Last night @iamcolinquinn filmed another magnificent Special. Standup veterans, you can continue to do great work and reach greater heights if you write diligently and prepare like CQ. This weekend, PREPARE! #GulManTip #WriteNow
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¿Por qué somos bastante papanatas para las citas?

Ejemplo no. 1: "Me gustas pa' vainilla"
#J: "Pst! amor, me están cayendo súper bien"
#I: "A mi también, ya hasta estamos platicando de los niños, las escuelas..."
#J: "O sea que..."
#I: "Not..."
Ejemplo no. 2: "Háganse aún lado, novatos"

Chateando en WhatsApp los 4
Nosotros: "¿Y qué es lo que les gusta hacer?"
Ella: "¿Les dices tú o yo, amor?
El: "Tú, mi vida"
Ella: "Ok!" (llegan 400 fotos de BDSM)
Nosotros: "😲😮😲😮"
Ejemplo no. 3: "No eres tú, soy yo"

#J: "Él está bien, ¿no? Y ella súper guapa"
#I: "Sí, pero creo que le gusto más yo que tú"
#J: "Pe-pe-ro, puedo..."
#I: "Not. Ya me dijo que sólo quiere conmigo"
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Medición del rendimiento:

¿Cuáles son las diferencias entre
#KPI
#KPA
#KRI
#KRA
#KSI
#CSF
#OKR
#OGSM
y otros tipos de métricas?

#HiloKPI #Analitica #CuadrosDeMando 😎
1⃣ Toda variable es un métrica, todo indicador es una métrica pero no toda métrica es un indicador.
#KPI #PI #KRI
2⃣ Un indicador necesita una cuota; una métrica, no (en un indicador necesitamos al menos, el mínimo y el máximo, el 0% y el 100%)
#KPI #PI #KRI
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/Short FREAK'N THREAD 🔥🔥🔥

Today ⬇️:

"Our agencies have been making preparations for nearly TWO YEARS IN ADVANCE of these elections & are closely engaged with officials on the ground to help them ensure the voting process is secure."
"Americans can rest assured that we will continue to stay focused on this mission LONG AFTER polls have closed."

2/
Two Years Ago: "As the hours ticked by on Election Day, teams at the FBI, DHS & the Office of the Director of National Intelligence held conf calls every 3 hours with a team at the Situation Room in the White House to discuss possible problems."

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The French community in the 🇬🇧 is "one of the most important ones in the world, with more than 143 000 French citizens signed up on consular registers" - Europe Minister @NathalieLoiseau addresses the 🇫🇷 community at the @ifru_london
"If there are so many of you which are established here, it is a sign that our talents are sought after and appreciated. You bring a '🇫🇷 touch', so loved in many different fields"
"Beyond exiting the #EU, #France will remain a key partner for the #UK, in every single sector."
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A trip down memory lane... The earliest #bitcoin price chart I've found is from bitcoincharts.com of "Bitcoin Market". This was pre-MtGox. On May 25, 2010 #Bitcoin was trading at 0.3 cents. 1000 BTC was traded that day, for a 24hr volume of $3 USD. @cryptotwitter
The famous Bitcoin Pizza Day was only 3 days earlier on 22 May 2010 when Laszlo Hanyecz paid 10,000 BTC for two Papa John's pizzas. 0.25 cents per BTC. Apparently the market rate was 0.41 cents per BTC. (via @Investopedia)
During 2010, pre Mt Gox, alongside BitcoinMarket.com, there was also The Bitcoin Exchange in operation. I'd love to see their price data to reconstruct the full price chart 2009-2018, if anyone has it.
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