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Yo fuck you cjr.org/b-roll/sarah-h…
Imagine saying something like this right now. Imagine hosting GOODBYE DRINKS for Sarah Sanders.
Like, here I thought civilization had broken down when the U.S. started building baby jails and the president said he would never rape an uggo.

Turns out it was actually that people weren't sufficiently polite to Sarah Sanders
Politeness is going to kill us all
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Jessica Valenti
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Am spending the week writing upstate and it was going really well until I just noticed a bear chilling five feet in front of me.
My useless fucking dogs looked at me like, yeah, it's kinda too hot to bark?
Yeah sorry I'm not going to be the dope who gets mauled trying to get a selfie. I bolted like the good city girl I am
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This would take all day
There was the guy who told me over dinner "I just got tested, if you want to raw dog it"

and

The guy who kept inserting into the conversation how he was 6'1 even tho he was v clearly 5'5?
And to be clear, I <3 a short king - I dated someone for four years who was my height. It was just so fucking weird.

Then there was the dude who insisted I parallel park in front of him because he wanted to prove a point about how women can't drive well
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Jessica Valenti
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I'm sorry, but this asshole wrote a whole column talking down to college rape victims who might want to visit a break-room during a debate on sexual assault but it's a "tragedy" of national political importance when he's called out for what he is
Also that whole column was a fucking farce - *I* was the feminist speaker & there was no puppy videos or whatever, just a classroom of counselors. (I pointed out the lie and he never corrected it.)
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