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A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat)
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This is the funniest tweet.
There’s a gentle show for children that’s just about basic facts and how to be a nice caring human being, and Mr. facts-don’t-care-about-your-feelings, mr no-trigger-warnings, mr no-safe-spaces, feels his worldview is personally opposed by it, and it is, what a cell phone.
“My ideology is all about being a deliberately ignorant, well-paid asshole, and those kind, empathic puppets—who I resemble more than a little—are my natural enemy. Take me seriously.”
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A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat)
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Normally wouldn't even screencap Newsmax, but this tweet so aptly encapsulates the Brokebrain Mountain underlying conservative thinking, which hinges on the idea that only some people matter, and the only way they matter is by agreeing with conservative thinking.
This is the immediately laughably obvious problem with the tweet for those not in the cult of republicanism.

But we can miss the actual point being made which is: since she isn't a republican, it doesn't MATTER if he raped her or not.

"Did Donald Trump rape E. Carroll Jean?"

For a Republican, the answer isn't yes or no, it's: "who gives a shit?"

The next step is finding the reason not to give a shit.

Any reason will do.
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A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat)
@JuliusGoat
Democratic state legislatures had better draw up some insanely partisan gerrymanders.
We’d better see districts that reach back through time.
They should break the commitment. They should make 40% of the vote give Democrats 90% of the seats, and then say it’s not intentional.

If this is the game, then this is the game.
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A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat)
@JuliusGoat
Here's an extraordinary and all-too-common thing: comparing GOP rule-breaking, empowered oppression, general lawlessness, and violent threats to ... the civil rights struggle.
Remember these assholes? They thought they were fighting for their rights, also.

Their rights to not be "replaced."

"Replaced" as the only people who matter.

They saw themselves as overcoming something, only that "something" was ... everybody else.
"Unite the Right" leader Jason Kessler certainly saw things that way. “The… issue is being allowed to advocate for your interests as a white person, just like other groups are allowed to advocate for their interests politically."

Allowed.
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T. Greg Doucette
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I mean really 😂
Got a thread on it that ends here:

There are some additional nuances by state, but that should get him mostly up-to-speed

Basically, yes. It's not an affirmative defense but it will be an argument they make in their briefs, based on the evidence that comes out during discovery or affidavits that get filed

That language is more signaling than legal effect though

1/
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T. Greg Doucette
@greg_doucette
Exactly that

Always glad to provide the entertainment! 👊

Tex. Civ. Prac. & Rem. Code § 73.054(b)

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T. Greg Doucette
@greg_doucette
This was already addressed mid-thread. You do realize filing lawsuits costs money to the court, yes?

Not getting paid != going into the hole paying the court costs

The goat's still waiting...

There are a few options. Provide evidence he wasn't there or X wasn't there, or depose X and challenge X's credibility (history of lying, etc), or provide evidence X is lying (emails, texts, etc), or get on the stand to say "that's false" and pray

They're too dim to realize ppl find out about the GFMs *because* they were shared on Twitter

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Jules Suzdaltsev
@jules_su
Facts don't care about your feelings, bud.
lmao shout out to ben shapiro for retweeting dozens of alt-right people insisting that he isn't alt-right (and neither are they).
Anyone who has read any alt-right forums will quickly see that there is a faction that believes Jews are evil and anti-white, and another faction that believes Jews are helpful and white.

Ben Shapiro's central argument is that he is part of the latter faction.
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Ari Schulman
@AriSchulman
Facts don't care about your feelings.
Facts feel no shame or remorse.
Facts don't need to eat or sleep.
Facts cannot be stopped. They are coming for you and your family. Long after your miserable species has been wiped from the face of the planet, facts will remain.
Facts don't care about your feelings.
Facts are ruthless and determined.
Facts want to know, if the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
Facts got here the same way the coin did.
Fake facts are sensitive and attentive. Great listeners.... always reply to my texts quickly... I mean like *right away*... honestly sometimes I wish they had friends of their own, you know what I mean?
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T. Greg Doucette
@greg_doucette
Here's important context: ICE has admitted to classifying people as MS-13 without any evidence they're actually in the gang, as a way of ensuring they don't get bond during immigration proceedings
For example: cbsnews.com/news/ms-13-gan…
We talked about Operation Matador and ICE's overzealous gang designations back in Episode 38 of @fsckemall:

fsckemall.com/2017/11/roy-mo…
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