Facts feel no shame or remorse.
Facts don't need to eat or sleep.
Facts cannot be stopped. They are coming for you and your family. Long after your miserable species has been wiped from the face of the planet, facts will remain.
Facts are ruthless and determined.
Facts want to know, if the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
Facts got here the same way the coin did.
Facts sat at their desk, doing figures.
Facts' administrative duties gave them endless work.
Facts became bored. Silently they sat on the rocky coast as a gull, dazed by their presence, described wavering circles around their head.
Facts see through illusions.
Facts have a number of degrees.
Facts must tell you something. There mustn't be anything dishonest between you: You ain't so smart—they been believing in nothing ever since they was born.