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Anal sex is the ultimate geopolitical tool. It's the nuclear bomb to rock, paper, scissors.
The U.S. has successfully used anal sex to lure entire nations into its sphere while the Russians and Chinese sit dumbfounded.
Nobody has yet managed to counter anal sex as a weapon.
The U.S. has successfully used anal sex to lure entire nations into its sphere while the Russians and Chinese sit dumbfounded.
Nobody has yet managed to counter anal sex as a weapon.
When Ukraine was being courted by the West and Russia in 2013, the West was offering anal sex, nightclubs, crystal meth, and tattoos.
The Russians were offering supply lines and trucks.
End result: the West won and now Ukrainian "nationalist" soldiers march in pride parades.
The Russians were offering supply lines and trucks.
End result: the West won and now Ukrainian "nationalist" soldiers march in pride parades.
Young Iranians want anal sex so badly they can taste it. They want booze, tattoos, and all-night EDM raves.
This will ensure that they will become part of the American Empire no matter how desperately Russia and China try to shore up the mullahs.
This will ensure that they will become part of the American Empire no matter how desperately Russia and China try to shore up the mullahs.
Deep in the heart of "based" Eastern Europe, Poles are getting hooked on anal sex at an exponential rate. There are now more gays in Poland than in Italy (as a percentage of the population).
Poland will legalize gay marriage before 2030.
Poland will legalize gay marriage before 2030.
Russia and China have figured out how to curtail the thirst for anal sex within their own borders, but they can't export that model elsewhere, including their own satellite states.
Every time a butt gets fucked anywhere in the world, a new spiritual American is created.
Every time a butt gets fucked anywhere in the world, a new spiritual American is created.
Moreover, Russians will probably begin lusting after anal sex again after Putin dies, since he has no obvious heir.
Similarly, China's laissez faire attitude to its satellite states has created a great big opening for anal sex mania (see: the Hong Kong protests).
Similarly, China's laissez faire attitude to its satellite states has created a great big opening for anal sex mania (see: the Hong Kong protests).
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Sodomites of America, and to the degeneracy for which it stands, one nation under poz, indivisible, with buttsex and AIDS for all.
