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Ok, I’ve begun my #GameOfThornes journey. So far, the only one who I want to root for is Sean Bean and Blonde Dragon Egg Lady. @VforVintageVera @with_luvey

2 in. Joffrey is a piece of shit and Arya is literally me. He doesn’t make it out of this, right? I look forward to that Ep. #GOT @VforVintageVera @with_luvey

I also *want* to like Sansa Jonas but she is so petulant I want to slap her. And the Lannisters are an incesty Lucius x Narcissa Malfoy. Convince me otherwise. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #GOT @VforVintageVera @with_luvey

Should I take shot every time someone says Winter Is Coming? Like bruh....we gettttt ittttt. #GOT @VforVintageVera @with_luvey

Alright I’m calling it a night at 3, 🤷🏻‍♀️ — if Peter Dinklage ends up being a bad guy I’m gonna be crushed. #GOT @VforVintageVera @with_luvey

I probably should have started this thread with a *SPOILERS* tag but like...I feel like this will only amuse you if you’ve already seen the show and I am starting at the beginning but like... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Posterity:
Ppl I want to die: Blonde Dragon Lady’s Creep Brother, all the Lannisters save Peter Dinklege, Joffrey
I’m Suspicious of: BDL’s Blonde Beard Friend, Stark Wife, Oldest(?) Stark Boy
Who I fear is #GOT’s “Caorrrl!”: Not Dead Brann

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Also why do they call Littlefinger Littlefinger? He’s the “ex” of Stark Wife, no? Am I missing a joke? #GOT

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1.4 — I find Sam....a bother. I like him now but he’s a liability. Can I count down till Dragon Lady’s brother dies? Oh, and LilFinger keeps climbing my Shit List. #GOT

Also that Ep was particularly dense with exposition...and I’m tired so what am I gonna do now? Watch another one, whoops. #GOT

Also I’m not getting the fangirl hype about Jon Snow. He’s cute with floppy Jonas Brother curls but like...🤷🏻‍♀️ he ain’t my type (I guess I have to put *yet*, right? Lol) #GOT

@VforVintageVera @with_luvey @CrissAn

1.5 has 20 mins left but I had to stop to say I support breast feeding wherever the mother chooses but damn this kid is old enough to tie his shoes, no thank you. #GOT

The King’s dead wife was named Lyanna (LeAnna) Stark? Bro. Bro. Bro I’m in the game. #GOT

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Ok 5 are done, I’m halfway thru Season 1 and I feel jazzed. #GOT

1.6 — He *was* no dragon. I’m not proud of it but I giggled when Wannabe Dragon boy died by melted gold. 💪🏻😂 Actually, nah - that was earned. #GOT

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1.7 - do they want me to like more Lannisters? Nah, I’m good with just the one. Also Littlefinger is now #1 on my Kill List. Bro gives me the creeps. #GOT

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I’m sad about the King. He was a drunk but he wasn’t unlikeable. Unlike the majority of his counsel, wife, and “kids”. #GOT

As this Ep ended, I literally muttered out loud “ugh, fuckin lil finger!” #GOT

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I have only two more eps left in S1 and I’m finally liking Sansa. Hoping she gets more likeable. But ugh #TeamLannister is so terrible. #GoT

Also, I hope Sword Teacher isn’t dead. He reminds me of Mandy Patinkin in Princess Bride and I’m obsessed with him. #GOT
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1.9 - I feared it would happen but not this quickly. Poor Ned. Poor Poor Ned. Joffery, I can’t wait till u get killed off. #GOT

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I was gonna push and finish Season 1 tonight but I can’t. I need to sit with that one for a sec. 😭👑 #GOT
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Unrelated side note: the actor who played the creepy old lord that Cat haggles with...he played Filch in Harry Potter, no? Am I dreaming? #GOT

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Ok gonna start the S1 finale now. FYI, Alexa’s Fave character is Khaleesi. 😂 #GOT
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I have 40 mins left but I have to say is Cersei just sleeping with *all the dudes in her family? That guy is her nephew, right? 🤢🤮 #GoT

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Well, Season 1 is done.
-I’m developing a crush on Robb, who knew.
-Joffery is the worst but at least his awfulness forced Sansa to grow up.
-Jon is a different kind of awful, why u so emo, bruh.
-Protect Arya at all costs.
-Dragons! #GoT
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We’re killing babies now? Damn, #GoT. I’m happy Arya is with Gendry, relieved. Also, i think I get why I’m attracted to Robb. He looks like this guy.
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When the girl Theyon felt up was his sister he didn’t recognize this was me:
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Do ppl ship Theyon and Robb? As a bromance or a romance? Bc I could see that being a thing. #GoT

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Red headed Priestess Lady....I don’t like you. #GoT

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The Wolf POV shots make me nauseous. #GoT
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My fave characters are Arya & Peter Dinkledge bc they are clever and not too clever for their own good. But I worry he’s putting too much favor in Foriegn Girl. 💪🏻 #GoT

2.4 —- so Creepy Red Priestess has sex once and gives birth to a Smoke Monster. Chill. #GoT
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Also Surprise Surprise, Joffery has a sadist kink. And Margery(?) — she can hang with us. She knows how to play the game. Respect. #GoT
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Halfway thru with S2 (that rhymes!) - Khaleesi’s storyline is so monotonous, hoping she gets more skin in the game soon. #GOT

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2.6 - Theon has gone from being sweet to a lovable rouge to a douchebag really quick. #GoT

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I’m aware it prob gets a lot worse but the one-two of ppl being mutilated in the streets and Sansa almost getting raped....slow the f down, episode. #Got

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Spoke too soon. Dany is a literal snore with her immature empty threats. #GoT

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Where are my dragons?!?!? Ima guess Mask Lady or Creepy Purple Kinda Magician took em. I’m more sad for all the Dothraki who trusted your impetuous self. #Got

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2.7 Lolol “you know nothing, Jon Snow” was about sex? Lolololololololol I can’t. I love this girl! #Got

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So Theon....burned two baby mannequins? Bc I refuse to accept that’s Bran and Baby Bran. Nope. How do you people sleep after watching this show???? Lol #Got

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2.9 - I despise Cersei but I quite like her drunk. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Also, I like the Hound. Who woulda thought? #GoT

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2.10 - Brienne has shot up my list of faves. 💪🏻🤷🏻‍♀️ #GoT

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So... Season 2 is done. Thoughts:
-Best: Arya, Tyrian, Brienne, Sam, Igrit, Bronn
-WORST: Joff (obvi), Lil Finger, Stanis
-🤬: Sansa, Cersei, Shay
-Get It Together Dumbass: Jon, Theyon, Robb #GoT
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Also White Walkers are like...Magical #TWD zombies with blue eyes? I’m sorry...anti-climactic. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 #GoT

@with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I planned on mostly being done with S3 by the end of the weekend but plans changed so I’m only starting it now. 😪 Logging off for a few days since I know tonight is a big Ep. Don’t want to ruin it for myself. #GOT @VforVintageVera @with_luvey @CrissAn

I’m up to 3.4 and hoping to smash three eps tonight. Margaery is my new fave, playing the long game of stealth but that scene with Joffery made me feel both icky & nervous for her. #GoT

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I was mad at myself for kind of liking Jamie for helping Brienne as he should but that ending with him increasingly being irritating then his 🖐 getting 🔪, I squeaked, credits happened & I quietly tried to put my tablet down to sleep. #GoT
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Like...when is Red Wedding? I may need to adjust my timeline bc ugh. I need a come down if I’m watching this at night. Lol #GoT
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I’ll be watching 3.7 and maybe 3.8 tonight, then pausing for Friday. I’m nervous. #GoT

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3.7 -Alright, fine, I yield re: Jamie. But mostly bc I Love Brienne so him doing right by her makes him earn serious points. #GoT
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Shay is a nothing character, right? No one acts like this! I find it all so unbelievable that Tyrion would be so enamored w/ some1 who spends all her time fighting/manipulating him. Then again, he’s a Lannister so maybe that’s his kink. #GoT
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Overheard this convo re S8:
#1: I’m sad about...you know who...dying. He was the hottest one!
#2: Jon’s not dead!
#1: No, I know! The other one! Now Jon’s the hottest. You know I have unconventional taste in British men.

Um.... #GoT
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So I’m halfway thru 3.8 and Tyrion & Sansa are getting married and I’m scared I’m really scared is it happening? #GoT
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Sam!!! Yes!!! But did you leave that obsidian in the snow, what are you doing?!?! ... ok... hitting play on 3.9....wish me luck. #GoT
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Um....ummmmmmmmm #GoT

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Well. Well. Okay. Okay. I survived. Robb was kinda obvious but I was hoping Cat would get out. Sigh. That was a gory 10 minutes. #GoT
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I’m just glad no one saw Arya. Hound is the real MVP. #GoT

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Ngl, the mythic way it was hyped, I feared worse, but I’m also a glutton for horror films. I think the shock would have been worse if I watched in this in real time tho. #GoT

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So Season 3 is done.
-Goodbye, Robb. I wish you hadn’t been so foolish.
-Dany, I want to like you. I wish you weren’t so foolishly strident.
-When. Does. Joff. Die.
-Protect Arya/Brienne/Hodor/Sam at all costs.
#GoT
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-Can we wrap up this Shae thing? Kthanks.
-I miss Bronn.
-Davos the type of honorable Hand Jorah tries to be...but comes across less letchery/creepy.
-Tyrion remains the best character. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #GoT
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Umm....that’s not the same Dario. 😂 #GoT
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4.2 - We got rid of Shae & Joff in one Ep?!? What did I do to deserve this? (also, don’t go to weddings in Westeros) #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

My gut says Tywin is behind the murder plot...as a double bluff to assume control & order. #GoT
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4.3 - oh... Sansa! It could be, that’d make sense, it....fuckin Lil Finger!!!!!! Ugh #GoT
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I was just starting to like you Jamie. #GoT
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I’m starting to ship Sam & Gilly so she’s gonna die isn’t she. #GoT 
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Ughhhhhhh Shae I hateeeeeee you. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Welp, ima guess it’ll be Bronn v Jamie, right? Lordt. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Is it a different Mountain every season? Lol - this one looks like the final boss from Mortal Kombat. 😂 #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

So Not-Antonio Banderas will fight the Mtn? I’m still convinced Tywin conjured all of this. 😂 #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

#TeamKeepLilFingerAwayFromSansaStark #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Can she finish Season 4 today? First....dinner. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Well, damn. I can’t like any man on this show, they immediately get their head smashed. Goodbye, Oberon. (I def screamed when the 🏔 shoved his fingers in his eyes.) #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I’m not worried about Tyrion, I feel confident he weasel out somehow...maybe thru Jamie. But poor Jorah. Dany needs a headcheck. And the Theyon stuff is so pitiful. Makes me sick.
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Jon became a likeable warrior but the price was Igrit who I liked more. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Season 4 finale on deck. Ima get some ice cream first tho. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Zombie ice skeletons? 🥶 #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Season 4: complete 💪🏻
-Arya is my 👑
-Protect Brienne/Podrick/Hodor/Margery
-RIP Hound
-Now that Joff & Tywin’s dead, can we kill Lil Finger so Sansa can truly level up? #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I’ll be honest, now 4 seasons in, I don’t *like* the magic element. Dany, Red Woman, Bran, and these weird Children. There are no rules, it’s too chaotic and subject to too many potential dues ex machinas. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

My OTP remains Sam & Gilly tho and I will die on this hill bc there’s no way their both making it to the end but #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Gonna start in on Season 5 shortly but gonna treat myself by watching some of the comic con panel pre Season 5 first. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

5.1 - is this a different Lancel too? He looks so much....better.
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I just had a thought - did the Nights Watch just give up on finding Benjin or is he presumed dead? #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

5.2 - how many more signs does Dany need to get the message? She shouldn’t be Queen. Period. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

5.3 - omg, Lil Finger bartered her off to the sadistic son of the man who murdered her brother? Like....there is no floor for this ingrate, is there. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

The audacity. The gaslighting. He’s trying to turn her into the Terminator. It sucks to be a woman in this world.
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Jorah! By taking Tyrion to the Queen, he better mean Dany bc I can’t deal with another shameful excuse for a man on this show lol.
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

An actual *work* email sent to all employees this AM....lol spoiler much? @with_luvey @CrissAn @VforVintageVera

5.4 - so my guess is Varys made the deal with Jorah to get Tyrion to Dany...seems legit. Also - don’t tell me if I’m right but Jon’s parents...it’s Rhaegar & Lyanna isn’t it. Via rape? Ugh.
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

5.5 - one fight and the allegedly most badass fighter is dead. Cool cool cool. 😒
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Ugh I look forward to Ramsey’s spectacular death. I hope Theon does it.
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What *is* greyscale? I get it being highly infectious/contagious and making ur skin crusty and making you a crazy zombie but to what end? To...eat people? If ur fully infected, wouldn’t u die? Not be attacking ppl? #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Also I’m convinced im right bout Jon’s parents. To have a apparently random scene with Maester Aemen(?) musing wistfully about a Targaryen being all alone and then Jon walks in feels....meaningful. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I’m already aware Jon & Dany are related but Ned and a Targaryen makes no sense & given his want to still Roberts bloodthirst regarding Lyanna makes me think she’s the real mom and Ned took on the shame to protect her. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

5.6 - “cock merchant” lolololol
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Sansa has leveled up in the worst way. I want her to kick all of the ass, starting with Ramsey. Eff Theyon’s redemption, she’s owed that.
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Also, I’m worried this is a death sentence for Margery and/or her grandmother. I’m not okay with it. I also don’t understand how anyone *likes* Cersei.
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5.7 Snake Girls are so cringe. I like the idea but the writing/acting is so....bleh. Dany storyline remains a skip. But I did enjoy Cersei finally reaping what she’s sewn....well, for the time being I’m sure.
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Also how do folks not ship the hell out of Sam x Gilly (Silly? Gam? I’ll go with Silly) - they are so cute. (She’s gonna die, I’m convinced. But still.)
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5.8 -Animated Skeletons annoy me almost as much as the greyscale pseudo zombies. Season 5 is just not my season.
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5.9 - aww, man, Stannis I was just starting to root for you.
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Well...finally a solid dragon scene. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

5.10 - that Arya scene & Theyon helping Sansa was worth the price of admission for Season 5 honestly. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Me: Marcella is shockingly astute, smart, & understanding for a Lannister. She’s going to die, isn’t she?

Seconds later....
::cue nosebleed::

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I know they want us to feel a twinge of sympathy for Cercei but what Theyon endured was enumerably worse. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Shit. I knew about the Jon “death” (just didn’t know when) and still gasped. If u didn’t know what was coming, it’d of been heartbreakingly shocking. Eons better than #TWD’s Glenn fakeout. 👏🏻
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Well. 50 hours & five seasons down.
RIP: Shareen...and that’s about it. 🧐
🤬: Cercei, Ramsey, Melisandre, Lil Finger
Protect at all Cost: Brienne (what happened!!!), Sansa, Tyrion, Sam/Gilly
Arya can effin take care of herself.
#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Jon obvi comes back and it frustrates me bc a signs are pointing to Melisandre being the reason why and honestly she’s the third worst at this point. 🥶
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They pulled it out in the end but for a season with no Bran, which sounds alright to me, it was pretty slow going. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Onward!
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6.1 - is the Arya stuff straight from the books?
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6.2 - it’s a trip to hear my own name (Lyanna / LeAnna) on a show...it’s not a common name.
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That scene in 6.2 reminded me vaguely that there was an #SNL sketch parodying it. I re-watched and Cecily/Brie/Keenan’s reactions were totally me. 😂


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I’m thinking I’m not gonna make it in time for the finale. 😭But I won’t be *too* far behind. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

6.4 - Noooooo Asha (was that her name?). Ramsey is the worst. Hope they don’t wait till the end of the season to kill him, I’m o.ver.it.
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6.5 - 100% fully on board for Sansa Jonas...just wish she’d of had Brienne kill Lil Finger then & there and Id have said give her the throne I’m done case closed.
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Omg, this Bran stuff is so tedious & meander-y and there better be a grand payoff bc i really can’t justify the Hodor sadness if there isn’t. 😭
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6.6 - Sam x Gilly 🥰 // Benjin is alive! #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

6.7 - The Hound is alive! 💪🏻 and there’s another Lyanna? And she’s badass? I’m here for my namesakes. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

That ending with Arya was an unexpected rollercoaster but if the Hound can survive death, so can she. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

6.8 - a lot of ppl ship Jaime & Brienne, huh? I mean...I get it but she deserves better. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

6.9 - I feel like the wheels behind Dany are starting to fall off. She comes off less strong and more...I dunno...deluded. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I’m only 20 minutes in and I know the set up is for Jon to kill Ramsey but this show never follows protocol of what’s expected. I hope it’s Sansa (Jonas) who kills him. Flays him. Fuck that guy. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I figured baby Rickon would die but what a pathetic and sad way. Ramsey might be the actual worst. Playing with ppl who cannot defend themselves to make himself feel powerful bc the reality is he’s a coward. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Ugh I forgot about Lil Finger. This doesn’t feel like a welcome Calvary too me. 😒🙄 #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Well. That felt deserved. 🐺 Sansa earned that. 💪🏻 #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

6.10 - Ok, he was a sleaze but why kill Paisel now? 🤔 #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Oh. Fuck. Me. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Cersei really is that bitch. But....this means Margary is dead. Dude. Shit. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Did he...just....Slow. down. episode! Omg. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Ehhhhh that Arya reveal I’m screeching!!!!!!! #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Dude, more happened in this Ep than the whole season. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Everybody: My King! Jon Snow! King of the North!

Me: Bro, Sansa is literally right there. Queen of the North. Recognize. Bitch.
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S6 complete! 💪🏻
RiP: Asha, Margery, Rickon, Tommen, poor sweet Hodor who didn’t deserve to be saddled with Bran
👋🏻 Bitch: Ramsey, Frey, Paisel
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Kill List: Lil Finger & Cercei bc sorry, she deserves it
Protect At All Cost: Brienne, Sansa, Arya, Lil Lyanna, Grandma Tyrell, Tormund

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Do I like Jon now? I mean...I guess. I don’t not like him. 🤷🏻‍♀️

If it’s now #TeamDany v #TeamCercei, I’m stuck btwn a rock & a hard place but I’ll choose the former bc she’s got Tyrion and since she has Varys, she has Grandma Tyrell.
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7.1 - why is Ed Sheerhan in this? 😂 #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

7.2 - that boat battle sequence was better than the majority of the PotC movies. Might be my fave so far. Dorne Girls, I don’t care but when Theyon cracked and jumped in the water I gasped then sighed. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Also - Greyworm & Mesandei feels...convenient. Like...I want to ship it, I like them both, but...it feels unearned. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

7.3 - "Lady Sansa -- at the gate!"....*dramatic music*...and it's...Bran?!?!?! Um. This is not the reunion I want. Where is the Sansa x Arya Team Up I need? WHAT HAS BRAN DONE TO HELP THE STARK CAUSE? LIKE. BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Bran: I can't *help* you, I'm the 3-Eyed Raven.
Sansa/Me/Everyone: I don't know what that means.
Bran: It's hard to explain.
Sansa: Try.
Bran: Nah, I'd rather be weird & mysterious just to PISS EVERYONE OFF.

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RIP Grandma Tyrell. I don't care what anyone says -- you're the baddest bitch on this show. Period. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Also, this Jamie with Stockholm Syndrome to Cersei thing better pay off. I get he has little to no other options but it literally makes NO sense and I hate it. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

One more for tonight? One more. Then I'll be more than halfway thru S7. #shrug #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

7.4 - I was on the edge of my seat that whole battle because I was so sure it was gonna be Bron I was RIP-ing. I'm glad he's safe for now. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

As silly as it is, the *next* time someone annoys me, I'm gonna pull my chin to my chest, furrow my brow, and mutter 'DRACARYS!' because LOL #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

I'm sure the Cercei / Dany thing will be the crux of Season 8...so my guess is Lil Finger will be the Big Bad defeated in Season 7 and I. CAN'T. WAIT. I. HAVE. POPCORN. READY. Kept waiting for "all knowing" Bran to call him on his BS. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

7.5 - "So we fight and die or we submit and die, I know my choice."

Cercei -- we both know *you* aren't the one fighting. Like Dany, everyone/thing fights FOR you. Ugh... #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Gendry's back in play! Woo hoo! I like Ser Davos as a Dad Figure. Excited for the Davos / Hound Round Show...considering Bron /Tyerion just isn't a thing anymore. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Also glad the Sam Storyline is picking up the pace, he deserves better. Also...I'm super right about the Rhaegar x Lyanna thing, right? But it seems it was more romantic than everyone thought. (eyeroll) #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

And *now* the Jamie x Cercei has more weight since she's "pregnant" again. (Is she really? Doubtful). I wldn't put it past her 2 lie to get what she wants out of him.) If you'd asked me when I started if I'd be saying protect Jamie...lol #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

No kidding about the pacing either. Will every ep warrant a bunch of tweets? I'm sorry in advance. But I'm smashing the rest of this show this weekend. That's all there is to it. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

One more then I'll go get a salad....because I got dessert-y treats so I need to justify eating them. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

7.6 - I'd literally pay for a Hound x Tormund spinoff. LOL #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

That scene where the Ice Zombie Things almost got Tormund literally just gave me Peak #TWD Season 3/4 hands-on-my-face-nails-in-my-cheeks-on-my-knees-on-the-couch flashbacks. Lordt. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

If #GOT was a Rock-Paper-Scissors, Jon is the Rock, Dany's Dragons are the Paper, and the Night King is the Scissors. One Dragon down and I felt more sad about that than What's-His-Name who froze to death. @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

But! Bro. Like...Dragons, I'ma let you finish, you're cool and all, but BENJIN IS THE BEST #GOT DEUX EX MACHINA OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME. PERIODT. @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Instant Replay of Me a few seconds ago as Jon gets up shivering out of ice water despite being half-frozen:

Me: Yeah, like that's believable.
*Rider out of nowhere*
Me: Tell me that's Benjin.
*It's Benjin to save the day*
Me: YEAHHHHH!
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Oooh, I spoke too soon. Ice Zombie Dragon is the Scissors. Well, shit. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Season 7 Finale on Tap...gonna go get dinner first. Who even died in this season? Let me scroll through my tweets. My brain is mush. LOL #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Update -- I got a salad with pears, goat cheese, strawberries, and dried cranberries. Wolfing this down then the finale starts. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Ok. Leggo.

7.7 - In a weird way, the Hound & Brienne are like Arya's parents. No wonder they are among my fave characters these days. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Sansa, stop freakin' tellin' Arya's secrets to Lil Finger are you CRAZY? #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Theyon's arc, tho. #slowclap

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I was fully prepared to hate this Sister-On-Sister Squabbling and then Sansa Jonas turns and smirks and says "Lord Baylish" and if you could HEAR my SCREAMING THE MOMENT IS HERE GOODBYE LIL FINGER! #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

UGH STOW THE CROCODILE TEARS AND GET ON WITH IT SHE SCREAMS AS SHE EATS HER BANANA BREAD. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Oh. Yes. Epic. Arya. Did. That.

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Cercei Spouting Nonsense About Power & Gold:

Jamie/Me:

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Bran: Jon is a Targaryen. He needs to know.

Me/Everyone: Um, timing is not your strong suit, is it, kid?

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Also for an All-Seeing/All-Knowing 3-Eyed Raven, he missed a pretty big clue. Bran, you seriously had one job in this series.

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RIP The Wall, I guess. Winter is *here*.

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Season 7 complete! RIP to Grandma Tyrell. Now that Lil Finger is out of the way it's just gonna be a sad slippery slope to the end, hoping none of my faves will die...and considering my faves list is kinda long, I don't have high hopes.
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8.1 - Arguably my fave quote and Cercei says it?!?

"No elephants, your Grace."
"That's disappointing."

Disappointing indeed. Couldn't fit it in the budget, eh? ;)

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Geez, the screaming Baby Lord hanging on the wall of starfished arms scared the shit out of me. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Jamie: Heh, no one realized I am who I am and I was able to smuggle my way in! Now --
Bran: I see you, bitch.

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OK. I think that's enough for one day. Only 5 more episodes to go! #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

8.2 - Bran still/will probably always irritate me but him just piping up to Jamie out of nowhere with a stoic face "The things we do for love" literally made me snort my coffee up my nose. Points. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

If Jon is the second man with honor who Dany trusts, the other was "someone taller"...did she mean Drogo or Jorah? Like... #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

OMG if they kill the adorable little soldier girl with greyscale on her cheek I will never forgive this show. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Is Jon just not gonna tell the woman he is supposedly in love w/ that she's his Aunt or....kinda important....to tell the woman u "love" ur actually blood related to her...seems....kinda pertinent...2 the whole line of succession thing. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Grey Worm is promising Mesandi he'll take her to the island of her dreams after the war....they're both gonna die, aren't they. #sigh

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Honestly this writing is *so* heavy handed. WE GET IT. IT'S THE LAST SEASON. WE KNOW YOU'RE THE LAST ONE'S STANDING. WE KNOW YOU'VE *COME SO FAR*. lol Lazy writing.

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Tormund's "giant" story.

Me:

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Tormund: You're not a knight?!?
Brienne: No.
Tormund: Why not?
Brienne: Tradition.
Torumund: Fuck tradition.

I take it back -- That's my fave quote. Tormund, the original feminist. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Jamie knighting Brienne made me cry, full disclosure.

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8.3 - No "Previously on 'Game of Thrones'"? On an ep that's an hour and a half? Oh, we mean serious business, huh? #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Dramatic preparation for battles sequences have less of an impact when I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING. Invest in a lamp for the budget, please. #GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

RIP to my namesake Lyanna Mormont...going out killing a GIANT six times her size. If that ain't a metaphor for EVERYTHING in 2019. Like..what have YOU done with your life?

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Eyepatch guy & the Hound cheated death because the Lord of Light needed Arya to live? It's a cheat but I'll allow it because Arya.

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I really hate that it was Melisandre that did Not-Inigo Montoya's Callback for Strength Line to Arya. Like...you have no right.

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Bruh. Zombie Lyanna. WHY ARE YOU DOING TO THIS TO ME, SHOW? I HATE THIS.

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The amount of times I've said "Oh Shit, now what" this too long episode.

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WHY WOULD YOU LAND THE DRAGON? DANY. YOU HAVE ONE JOB.

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It really pays to have every decent fighter you've ever met fall madly in love with you. Dany is seriously blessed because she'd be SCREWED otherwise. That and the Dragons. Like...

This episode feels like a year.

#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

How is there a half an hour left. More has happened in an hour than the last three episodes.

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Theyon: rando pseudo-Stark...to brother Stark...to cowardly Reek...to post-trauma Greyjoy...to a true heir to the Stark Honor. My keyboard is wet.

Tell me protecting Bran is worth it.

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HOLY. SHIT.

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It's a total utterly bald deus ex machina but I don't care. ARYA PROTECTS THE PACK.

You're welcome, Bran. Or did you "see" that coming too? (eyeroll)

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OK, show -- you can't just kill three characters I like in one episode. We get it, the show's ending, doesn't mean EVERYBODY gotta die. Jorah...beat greyscale for this? Dany....ugh.

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Annnnnd a fourth. Well...Melisandre doesn't count because I don't like her. OK, I'll give the show that. Her death is justified. She's served her purpose.

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Ugh, finally. Credits. I can breath again. That episode was bananas. They coulda cut that shit in half at the very least. What a rollercoaster.

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So now what? After that shit, Cercei feels like small potatoes. If the Night King is dead, stay in the North and call it a day.

If that was the finale, it'd feel epic.

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There's three more episodes of this. Like...I'm going to make lunch. LOL

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OMG the next one is an hour and a half too?!? Like...just split them up for more episodes. Whyyyyy.

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I have a sinking suspicion regarding Arya and how *easy* it felt to kill the Night King and I hope I'm wrong so I'm just gonna hold that in for now and wait to confirm if I'm right or wrong. I hope I'm wrong.

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8.4 - Uh oh. I have a feeling Dany is about to go full Carrie. And the frustrating part is I kind of get her rage...even though it is kind of unearned.

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I'll say it again. I want a Tormund x Hound spinoff.

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I'm not a shipper of Jamie x Brienne...I just want Brienne to be happy.

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Alright, full disclosure, Dany putting her foot down and insisting Jon not tell everyone his secret so she can secure the throne kind of makes me like her more. Damnit.

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Silly's having a baby!

Show, if you kill Sam or Gilly this close to the end with a baby in her....they are the Gleggie of this Universe and I accept no substitutes and I DESERVE THIS.

#GoT @with_luvey @VforVintageVera @CrissAn

Hold up, hold up, HOLD UP.

Jon's not gonna say goodbye to his pet wolf monster thing?

Dragons have changed you.

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Oh Lordt, Dead Dragon, it's happening, oh no, oh no.

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Me: If they really just killed Messandi via an off screen boat blow up, I'm gonna crack heads...

*a few minutes later*

HOW IS SHE CAPTURED? WHAT IS TIME ON THIS SHOW? I DONT UNDERSTAND.

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Jamie.

I mean, I hate it, but Brienne deserves the best and you were never gonna be it anyway. But did you have to break her heart? Oath breaker indeed.

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That might have been the worst, most unnecessary death.

Justice for Messandei. Burn Cercei to the ground. I don't care.

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Such petty bullshit. What a metaphor for life.

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OK, are they all 1.5 hrs? Gosh. This is taking longer than I thought. Anyway -- I'm gonna go get more snacks. #shrug

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Here's my issue with the collateral damage thing -- a BUNCH of ppl have died as collateral damage in all of the fights before this. Why are ppl who blindly follow Cercei such a game change? It all feels very circumstantial.

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I get the "if I kill her, I'm not better than her"...but this is #TWD all over again. Cercei/Negan did terrible unspeakable things. Some evil just deserves to be extinguished. Poor Messandi is Glenn. Dany better not Rick out on me.

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8.5 - Dany legit looks broken. Girlfriend has been through the ringer but the truth coming out about her nephew is her undoing? Or just the straw that broke the camel's back? The Throne shouldn't have been her's any damn way.

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I'm honestly surprised Varys lived this long.

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Tyerion, this is not the hill to die on. For Jamie? For Cercei? For people who hate you? I hate that you need to be a martyr for this.

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Cercei, are you delusional or are you just too much of a coward that you want to instigate your own self-destruction? I can't decide...but I'm leaning toward the latter. If I can't win, no one does.
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Look, Dany had a "mandate" of mercy. That was served up on a silver plate w/ a surrender. I athink dragons can fly without spraying fire at people. This was pointless carnage to make Dany an "equivalent" villain and I'm not having it.
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Whether or not she felt threatened by Jon/outsiders, her entire character is based on being "not like the rest"...then she's just like the rest. Grand metaphor or shitty cop out?

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The Hounddddddddddddddddd. :(
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My unexpected feelings for the Hound are best summed up here.
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Jamie, you coulda been happy (and alive) if you just picked the better woman but you were selfish so you both got what you deserved. #shrug

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And then. There. Was. One.

Only one episode left.

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All that...for Dany to be immediately killed, in the arms of the man who claims to love her. The same as Cercei. None of this is okay.

And Jon's the hero? Like...Bro.
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Immediate cut to the rest of the actors who were *just* in cities that were VERY FAR AWAY from King's Landing are suddenly there, before anyone even knows Dany's dead? Like...WHAT IS TIME ANYMORE?

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OK, so they all know. A scene in the middle woulda been nice, writers.

What the hell is going on.
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Bran is King and Tyerion says: "Jon, we're sending you to....the Night's Watch."

Me: Like...WHAT WAS THE POINT?

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Jon/The Writers: Was it right? What I did? ....It doesn't feel right.

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So. My watch has literally ended.

Was the ending *that* bad? No. Did it feel super fan-fiction-y and convenient? Yes.

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The right villains died. Some great people died heros. Some great people arguably got what they wanted. Could it have been plotted out better? I mean, obviously.
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My previous comment about Bran was the thought was *why* him? Why any of them? Why the Stark family specifically? Why was the Lord of Light a thing? Is he even a thing or was it all luck?
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And I had a thought that the Night King was some alternate universe other-timeline Stark spawn, so it had to be Bran/the Stark Family to stop him. That's why it felt right. It was re-setting the timeline. So...I'm glad I'm wrong. LOL

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