Pundits: yes, but can you do it with jazz hands? A table flip? A racist tweet? Otherwise, we'll be bored.
Pundits: If you could put this in context of a House Hunters International episode ending, we'd be way more interested.
Pundits: but the real question is whether he would be compelling on an episode of Chopped.
Pundits: do you happen to have a gaggle of sister-wives at your house? If so, we'd be very interested to hear your opinion on just about everything.
Pundits: he's not very tan.
Pundits: if you could say all this while getting a makeover, we'd probably cover it.
Pundits: well, but we were really hoping that he secretly knows how to sing opera.
Pundits: yeah, but he wouldn't even TRY to do the cha-cha.