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I left the bedroom door open to keep it cool. Terrible mistake. The room is now full of these little midgicunt fly things stuck to the walls. Little bastards are everywhere.
Never seen this in this country before. It's like that weird feeling when an animal lands on you when you're travelling somewhere exotic and you thing: What in the manner of hell is this thing.
Bastards literally all over the walls. I tried negotiating aggressively with them by threatening to slap them with a copy of 2000AD. No success. I have now accepted defeat, closed the door, and resigned myself to sleeping in the living room tonight.
