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1/3 Summary of the weekend news:
- In Moscow, Satanic stormtroopers brutalised brave freedom fighters under direct orders from Lucifer
- It was sunny in Paris & nothing much happened
Nothing has occurred in Paris for 38 consecutive weeks, a period of quiet not seen since 1789
- In Moscow, Satanic stormtroopers brutalised brave freedom fighters under direct orders from Lucifer
- It was sunny in Paris & nothing much happened
Nothing has occurred in Paris for 38 consecutive weeks, a period of quiet not seen since 1789
2/3 Meanwhile in London, our new Foreign Sec, Dominic Rub, carried on where Jeremy Rhyming-Slang left off: sucking up to Washington & generally being a total dick. His Sec said: "he's champing at the bit for his 1st war, & is really looking forward to being ridden by Mike Pompeo"
3/3 Finally, in Washington it was business as usual:
a) Demonise Russia
b) Attack the anti-war candidate
c) Create false connections between a & b
d) Ignore the real connection between pursuing endless wars overseas, and suffering endless violence at home
e) Pretend to be holy
a) Demonise Russia
b) Attack the anti-war candidate
c) Create false connections between a & b
d) Ignore the real connection between pursuing endless wars overseas, and suffering endless violence at home
e) Pretend to be holy
