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“I’m just going to go hang out with Jake.”

Eref snorted, “Of cource, the gross pink donut... boy. He is a… boy, right? I never remember their weird genders. I hear Eremeth’s back from university if you want to hang out...”

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“He is NOT gross! He’s nice! And so helpless. I just want to take care of him, like a whiskerbug. And Eremeth is a stuck up bigot these days.

2/6
He doesn’t think we should have ANY interaction with the other races, even though they have access to planets we don’t yet and so much to teach us.”

3/6
Eref sighed heavily, sides rippling with iridescence, “Ferres, Jake IS gross. It’s not his fault, he’s just built that way. All donuts are. For goodness sake, they don’t even absorb their food first! It’s RIGHT THERE, not even IN their body before they start digesting it!

4/6
How uncouth can you be? I just don’t understand how you can want to hang out with him, helpless as he may be! Nasty toroid races.”

5/6
“AH! You keep saying that! They aren’t DONUTS! I can’t believe you used that word! They’re toroids if you HAVE to be so racist to separate people by their shape!”

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