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Me: What do you want for dinner buddy?

Six year old son: Doritos salad

Me: Sorry what?

Son: You start with salad, sprinkle Doritos on top, then add ranch

Me:
My son is now walking around the house asking people how many Doritos salads he should make for dinner. This is going to get interesting
Doritos salad. We will be completing it with a topping of Bob's Big Boy Blue Cheese. This is a high class place
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Be Water Balding
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Here is what do much of the world continues to miss about dealing with China in 2019 and the addition of the Trump administration. You do not negotiate with 2019 CCP China. You get told what you will do and if you do not capitulate you face the consequences. Despite hearing 1/n
From CCP shills and the ignorant, look at really any even of consequence in recent history with China and the track record is clear. South China Sea, Xinjiang, or Hong Kong reveal a pattern where nothing the other party could do would materially change a negotiated outcome 2/n
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Be Water Balding
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Here is a live feed of activities in Hong Kong m.twitch.tv/melonyeahyeahy…
Here is another
Here is Reuters
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Just to bring everyone up to date on Hong Kong from what I can gather. Police have denied all applications for marches and officially groups have cancelled their marches. Police have even issued statements that they will arrest groups of people in major shipping areas 1/n
And other places groups of people might congregate. Coming on the heels of the arrests of democracy advocates, there is deep anger. Most indications are however despite the official warnings that there will be significant marches on Saturday in Hong Kong. This matters because 2/n
Now you are effectively sitting on a real powder keg. Angry people, police denying all activity, PLA/PAP increase in troop strength with additional hardware, and Beijing wanting this to end. Pray for Hong Kong tonight. Done
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