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LORD STALLION - PT5
The chances of a man having sexual intercourse with a mother and daughter is 1 in 1000. In my wildest dreams I never believed I’ll engage in one. A volcano was set to erupt as I stood in the room with both.

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Reality dawned on me that Mrs. Clark was Jessie’s mum as I struggled to process the shock.

Damn, I had slept with both mother and daughter without knowing.

“Femi!” Mrs. Clark screamed.

“You two know each other?” Jessie asked.

There was a long pause.

“Mum!… Femi say something.” Jessie yelled trying to process what was going on.

I stood motionless.
I felt like running straight to the EFCC headquarters to resume.
“Jessie dear, Please excuse us.” Mrs. Clark said to break the silence.

“Mum, I’m not leaving till you tell me what is going on.” Jessie said.

“Jessie, Femi is an old friend. I wronged him in the past. I need to apologise privately to him.”

“How did you wrong him?” Jessie asked.

“It’s a long story. Just give us a little time to sort our differences, we’ll call you in.” Mrs clark beckoned.

I was still rooted to the spot like a mannequin. I knew a time bomb was ticking fast. It was only a matter of time for it to erupt.
“Femi. Stay safe.” Jessie hugged me

There was an awkward silence as Mrs Clark and I faced each other after Jessie left.

“Femi, I’m sorry for not believing in you. Please forgive me.”
“Your rejection made me realise my potentials. I have forgiven you.” I said wryly.

“Thank you for rescuing my company. Words cannot express my gratitude.”

“You’re welcome Ma.”

“Jessie said you’re interested in the position of Chief financial officer.”

“Yes. But that was before I realised you owned the company.”

“You have nothing to fear. Your report was detailed and I believe with the right training you will handle the helm of affairs as CFO. I stand with jessie on this.”

“I’m to resume and discuss terms with the EFCC this morning. At this point I’m seriously considering their offer. Besides, I don’t want to be involved in any drama.”

“What Drama?” She asked.

“Uhmmm…. Anything that may happen in future.”

“Did you burst her coochie?” She asked

“Pardon?”

“Have you slept with Jessie?”

I was thrown aback by her question.

“I’ve seen the way she looks at you. Femi, Do not lie to me. Has she tasted Lord Stallion?”

I could feel the tension in the room as we stared at each other
Suddenly my phone rang. I was glad it broke the silence.

“Hello, am I speaking with Femi Johnson?”
“Yes Ma.”
“You were meant to resume and discuss terms with the EFCC today.”
“Yes ma, I had an emergency, I will be there shortly.”
“Don’t worry, you can sort out your emergency. We’ll be expecting you Tomorrow.”
“Oh.. Thank you Ma.”

The call ended.

“Femi, You haven’t answered my question.“ Mrs clark reiterated.
This time my confidence grew, knowing the EFCC option was still open and provided a way out of the mess I found myself.
“Yes Ma. We had sex yesterday and that was the first and only time.”

“Hmmm. We have to keep what ever happened between us in the past a secret. Jessie is too soft for this.” She said sternly.
I could feel the tension ease as she said that.

“However, I’d like you to reconsider taking our offer as CFO. You have my full support.”

Put yourself in my position, what will you do.

“Ma, I’ll accept the offer.”
She brought out the recommendation letter jessie sent earlier and appended her signature.
“You have my support. The company has 3 major shareholders. If you can convince one out of the other two, I believe you’re good to go.”
“Thank you ma.” I grinned

“One more thing….. Come closer.”

I moved closer. She held my hands.

“The doctors had given up on me long ago. They said I have few weeks left to live. I remained here to give Jessie hope. I am yet to break the news to her cos I don’t know how she’ll handle it.”

At this point, I felt sorry for her.
“Sorry ma.” I said.

“There’s no need to feel sorry for me. I have enjoyed my life to the fullest, I have achieved everything worth achieving. At the end, I’ve realised it’s all vanity. I have an additional offer for you.”

“What is it ma?” I asked with keen attention.

“My lawyer is on his way. I will be making final changes to my will today. I’ll give you one of my numerous fuel stations if you do one last special favour for me. It’s my dying wish.”
“What is it ma?”

There was a long pause.

“I need sexual liberation.”

“How?” I asked

She cleared her throat and said.
“I WANT TO HAVE ONE LAST TASTE OF LORD STALLION.”

I struggled to hold myself from vomiting as I tried to process what I had just heard from a dying woman.

“Femi, I may be weak and at the point of dying. But like Sampson, there’s a special strength that comes upon me whenever I spot Lord Stallion in its full glory. If I die in the process, so be it. My ancestors will be proud to receive me.”

My lips were sealed. I had never seen a dying woman speak so shamelessly about a penis.
“Ma. What if I get you a vibrator?” I managed to say.

“Femi, my biggest mistake was dumping you. I have tasted all kinds of penis and vibrators in my 68years of existence. I must confess, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE LORD STALLION.”
I didn’t know whether to feel proud of Lord stallion or puke.

“Femi, I’ll add the busy filling station at lekki to make it two. You wouldn’t have to stress yourself to make money. You’ll be a made man if you fulfil my dying wish. Besides, I’m in the sleep with each other and close mouth category.”

“I… don’t think I can.”
“What If I add my luxury house at Maitama?”
My reaction. The offer was just too good to ignore.

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Put yourself in my position. What will you do?

I took a deep breath. Closed my eyes and said a short prayer.
I reminisced on all the times I was offered money for Lord stallion. I realised it never went well.

There was something special about Jessie and I wasn’t ready to risk it.

“Ma, I can’t do this to jessie. If money was a yardstick for loving Jessie, I will also jump on this opportunity. I’m in love with her and I can’t hurt her.” I said defiantly.

There was an awkward silence. You could hear the sound of a needle drop.
She heaved a deep sigh and pressed the bell beside her.
A nurse ran in.

“Call jessie.” She said.

Jessie walked in.
I stood motionless to watch the turn of events unfold.
“Jessie dear, Do you love Femi?”
Jessie looked at me and gave a sheepish grin.
“I love him mum.”

Mrs. Clark looked at me with a weird grin.
Our discussion was interrupted by a knock on the door.
It was her lawyer.

“Jessie, set up a meeting with the shareholders tomorrow. Introduce Femi to them as my recommendation for CFO. Let me know how everything goes. You guys can excuse us now. I have a meeting with my lawyer.”

As I left the hospital, I received an SMS from Mrs. Clark.

It read.
‘I have struggled to tell jessie about my health condition. I can’t bear the pain of seeing her cry. The truth is, I have few days left. Promise me you’d take care of her. Remember to keep what ever happened between us in the past a secret. Delete this after reading.’

It was a solemn drive as Jessie and I left the hospital. “Baby, I’m proud of you. I believe the shareholders will be a walk over.” Jessie said to break the silence.
“Yes dear.”
Jessie’s phone beeped.
“Wow! Femi, I just received a text message from mum.”

“What does it say?” I asked.
“She wants us to get married.”
“Wow.” I exclaimed .

“The problem is, she wants a court wedding this weekend. I guess she really trusts you.” She said.

“This weekend?”

“Femi. What do you think? What if we get married this weekend?”

I was shocked.

“Just like that?” I asked

“Yeah. Or Is there a big deal in getting married?”

“Everything is happening so fast. Let’s take things one step at a time.”

I could feel the sudden change in her countenance.

“Femi, you have someone else. Don’t lie to me.” She said with a stern look.

“No dear. It’s just you.”
“My ex said the same thing. Only to find out the bastard was already married with kids.”
“You’re the only one jessie and I love you with all my heart.”

“Then let’s go the registry this weekend.”
I heaved a deep sigh.

“Ok dear.” I said.
She gave me a big hug. “You are such a darling.”

I got home and narrated the turn of events to Bolaji.

“Oboy! You banged both mum and daughter. Lord Stallion a living legend. Congratulations on your wedding.” He said giving me the Laca-Aubameyang handshake.

The next morning, I prepared for the meeting with the shareholders.
Jessie arrived as early as 7am to pick me.
She took time educating me on how to present myself to the shareholders.

With arms anchored to each other we walked into the office.
“Good morning Ma, the shareholders are waiting at the boardroom.” Said her PA.
“Baby, have you notified EFCC that you won’t take the offer?” She asked as we headed to the board room.

“Not yet Dear.”
“What are you waiting for?”
“I’ll do so after the meeting.”
“No dear. I need your full compliance on this. Please mail them now.” She said holding the phone on my hand.

“Ok dear.”

I took a deep breath and composed a mail to the EFCC office notifying them I won’t take their offer.
She gave me a kiss after sending it.

“This should give you enough motivation to face the shareholders. Now lets go in there and make mummy proud.”

As we opened the door.

Behold.


Wait for it.

Someone say SUDDENLY!

I saw the minister of Finance seated there. It dawned on me he was one of the shareholders.

Images of our last encounter flashed my memory.

Our eyes met each other.

“You bastard of a thousand fathers!” The minister of Finance yelled.

I felt the ground should open.

“What is going on?” Asked Jessie and the second shareholder.

“This bastard bursted my wife's coochie in my house! on my matrimonial bed! My precious Amaka! I wish I killed you that day!” He yelled.

“Femi, what’s going on?” Jessie asked.
“Dear, it’s a long story. It happened in the past.”

“Past kill you there.” The minister said as he flung a chair at our direction.

We docked.

“You slimy bastard. You think you can f***k your way to the top? Well, I’m here to ruin it. Over my dead body will you run the affairs of this company.”

“F**K your way to the top. How?” Asked the second Shareholder.

“I wanted dealing with him when he recovered from the hospital. Mrs clark protected him. I later found out she was his toy.”

“Toy? How?” Jessie asked.

“This bastard was offering sexual liberations to your mum.

What?

“He was fu**king the CEO.” he yelled.

Jessie’s reaction.

At this point I knew my village people had my balls in their palms.

***End of PT5***
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